muse5
Fool of a Took
 Gender: Female Location: Valhalla I am Coming |
Galadriel: The world has changed, i can feel it in the water, i can smell it in the air, and it's gross! Gimli, i've told you to try and control that
Gimli: sorry
Galadriel: along long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, also known as mordor, the lord sauron decided he wanted to be a jewler. But he sucked. 9 rings of tin, he gave to the men, 3 made of stainless steel to the elves and seven of paperclips he gave to the dwarves. but for himself he made a pretty gold one, which made the others jealous(sauron: i feel pretty, oh so pretty). they all banned together (except for the dwarves, because they're weird) and marched to mordor to take that gold ring for themselves. Not to destroy the ring or sauron because he's evil, they just wanted to be the prettiest ones in middle earth. history became legend, legend became school material, and school material became forgotten, so a new quest was invented. one of valour and the 'destruction of evil' few who live now remember it as it was, a big catfight.
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And a time for every purpose, under heaven
A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time to love, a time to hate
A time for peace, I swear it’s not too late
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