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Kitoky
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Remake of the Trilogy {KMC style}
Since the forum's been gloomy this past month, let's start sauron's "Great KMC Spoof" again the right way, I noticed alot of people were confused what a 'spoof' was.
A spoof is a little archive making fun of something. In this case, Lord of the Rings! 
So here's what you do here:
-Act aso though you're an edittor and you have to edit every scene from the movies to make it funnier.
-This does not include extended scenes.
-We can talk about how the spoof is going in Tig Party, unless anyone has any objections.
I shall start 
Galadriel voice-over black screen:
"The world's all changed...
I can see it in the Earth...
I can smell it in the water...
I can feel it in the air...
I can do lots of things! For I am a Noldor, but you're not supposed to know that til 2 hours into this movie, so forget I said anything.
*cough* god damn what's up with all this smoke...
Well anyways...where was I?
Hmm ah! Alot of things that were were like forgotten and like everyone lost it...I'm not sure what, but ya know, I'm kinda like reading off a script so...work with me here. Yeah and like I have to say no one who's livin' is supposed to remember...but like, that's wrong because like I'm here and I remember it...and like I'm alive and all...
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Apr 4th, 2004 07:11 AM |
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The Inkeeper
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(also can i add stereotyping,adding things that never really happened but probably could have and exagerating always equal laughs)
cont.
like this thing is totally wrong, i mean hello there, babes, work with me.
It began with the forging of the great rings, when i say great, i mean great this is no gucci/tiffany rock, these are custom made bay-bay
annuwho sauron made rings for everyone, very nice man, but he held out on us bro! he had a totally more bling piece of...bling....
well, nobody decieves an elf when it comes to fashion, so we took our pets, the smaller, uglier men, to ask sauron for better rings
well somewhere down the line there must have been a breakup, because there was one hell of a cat fight *scene of elves throwing stilletos at orcs* *doing swirly attack with handbags*
well aparently this break up was with isildur and sauron, they were enaged, and isildur called it off, but sauron wouldnt take no for an answer.....he actually refused to give back the ring, so isildur chopped it off......now is that one bad-boy or what, pity he died (scene of isildur being jumped on by a grand total of three orcs)
anyways im draggin on now, so il leave you babes with this, bilbo gets the ring (sound of phone hanging up)
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Kitoky
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Bilbo writes on piece of paper...
"Dear....Sweet...Lobelia...Why must you marry my idiot of cousin, Otho? I am not good enough for thee? If thee want all my riches, come and marry me."
Bilbo: Hmm now who shall I send to give this to her...
FRODO!!!!!
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Apr 4th, 2004 04:55 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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FROOOODO!!
stupid boy! where is he
(scene of frodo in field reading)
the roooad goes ever on and ooon
frodo gets up and looks rather strange....he runs to the side of the road,
your late! even though i didnt know you were coming because i later say im so glad to see you, but anyway this way lets me laugh at least once in the trilogy
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Apr 4th, 2004 05:10 PM |
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Kitoky
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cont.
And before later where I see you again but then I have to have a slow mo crying out "Gaaaaandaaaaaalf" which I must say, I look gay.
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Apr 4th, 2004 05:12 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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gandalf: do i know you
frodo: its me frodo!
gandalf: nope, never heard of you, but your cute, get in the cart
frodo: uncle bilbo says i should never get into a strangers cart
gandalf: i have carrots
frodo: ok
*he jumps in, gandalf catches him in his arms*
gandalf: thats the way *leers*
frodo: whats that..?
gandalf: oh...thats my erm.....staff
frodo: but your stafs there....
gandalf: time to get out now!
frodo: sorry, not my stop yet
gandalf: ok you can stay
*lots of hobbit kids*
kids: gandalf gandalf your not supposed to have been in the shire for about 50 years yet us small six year old children know you by sight! gandalf
gandalf: pesky kids, take this *sets off fieworks*
hobbit kid number 5: OW! my eye! god it burns
frodo: no! im going to have to alert the shirrif
gandalf: *pushes frodo out of moving vehicle*
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Apr 4th, 2004 05:17 PM |
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Kitoky
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Frodo: Gah! Damn you old son of a *****
You didn't have any carrots!
Gandalf: *turning around sticking a tongue out* Don't believe everything you hear! Besides, you got a free ride, ge thankful or I'll stomp on you!
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Apr 4th, 2004 05:33 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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frodo: Ge thankfull?? GE!!!???? put your false teeth in *****!
(BAG END)
gandalf: *knocks*
bilbo: GO AWAY, NO RELATIVES WELL WISHERS POSTMEN POSTWOMEN NOBODY!
gandalf: what about very old friends
bilbo: NO! ESPECIALLY NOT!!
Gandalf: *cough* *deep voice* mr. Baggins, that bride you ordered from thailand is here
*door is immedietly opened*
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Apr 4th, 2004 05:38 PM |
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Kitoky
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Bilbo: *frowns* You sly bastard..
Gandalf: Yes I know.
Bilbo: Should I slam the door on your or torture you with my tiny home?
Gandalf: *prepares to say something*
Bilbo: *slam*
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Apr 4th, 2004 05:45 PM |
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Gandalf: now how am i going to get in....oh yes! bilbo only has his windows facing the west.....now, which was is west....oh yes, the opposite of that giant shadow thing
*breaks into bilbos house*
*alarm goes off*
sackville baginsess: THE ALARM! HE MUST BE IN THERE
bilbo: gandalf you bastard!
*alarm alerts the shirrif, he and forty armed guards surround bag end*
shirrif: come out, with your hands up
gandalf: walks too door,
bilbo: NO! if you go out they sacks will know im here!
lobellia: your alarm is ringin, i know your in there
shirrif: ONCE MORE! COME OUT
gandalf: *openes door*
shirrif and lobellia: who are you!? wheres bilbo??
gandalf: well bilbos righ......*sees bilbo shaking his head and mouthing the words 'no' over and over* oh, hes erm...out
lobellia: so why are YOU in his house,, which SHOULD be our house
gandalf: well, its not a house really is it...
otho: dont you ignore my wife! why!
gandalf: erm...im here because.....im.......erm.....a burglar, yes thats it!
shirrif: a burglar ey!! *him and guards advance toward gandalf*
gandalf: *pulls out staff, smashes bilbos chandelier*
bilbo: you dick! *jumps on gandalf*
lobellia: bilbo, so you are here
bilbo: erm....yes, im.....helping this man...burgle
lobellia: your own home!?
bilbo: yes
gandalf: yes
shirrif: INSURANCE SCAM THEN IS IT!
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Kitoky
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*Bilbo and Gandalf look at each other*
Bilbo: *whispering* Give 'em the ol' Jedi whammy!
Gandalf: What?
Bilbo: You mean you can't do it?
Gandalf: Do what?
Bilbo: *glares*
Gandalf: Alright Alright. *everyone goes into a daze* Happy?
Bilbo: Yes very, now get inside, quick!
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Apr 4th, 2004 06:01 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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*knock, knock*
bilbo: there is a knocking, a constant knocking on my chamber door
*kncoking stops*
gandafl: nevermore
shirrif: OPEN THE DOOR, WE HAVE reASON TO BELIEVE YOU ARE HARBOURING A KNOWN CRIMINAL, 'THE DISTURBER OF THE PEACE'
*gandalf opens door*
shirrif: book em boys
gandalf: *lifts up hand* i am not the one you are looking for
guards: you are not the one we are looking for
gandalf: we are sorry
guard: we are sorry
gandalf: you are very sexy mr gandalf, may i have your number
guards: even the force wont go that far
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Apr 4th, 2004 06:08 PM |
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Kitoky
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Gandalf: *sighs* Uh....
Bilbo: *hoarsely* Send them away Gandaalf!!!!!!
Gandalf: Why? I'm having just so much fun.
Bilbo: *glares*
Gandalf: Alright Alright! Be gone!
Guards: ......
Gandalf: ....That means poof! Go bye bye!
Guards: *poof*
Lobelia: Hi Sexy Mr. Gandalf, can I get a number?
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Apr 4th, 2004 06:15 PM |
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gandalf: i thought the force couldnt do that
lobellia: force?? *look confused*
gandalf:  !!!!
bilbo: *slams door*
gandalf: aww, anyway bilbs im here for a reason, well, im not really....but i will have a reason soon
bilbo: what?
gandalf: never you mind, you as the owner of the ring for 60 years dont have the right to know i intend to destroy it
bilbo: what!
gandalf: shit.....*changes subject* nice...maps
bilbo: oh, yeah...the lonely mountain, i want to go there, see mountains!
gandalf: mountainS well, it cant be too lonely then....so you are leaving then??
bilbo: well, apparently.....and i will have my little joke
gandalf: its not a joke, its not funny!!
bilbo: they will laugh
gandalf: bet you the ring they dont
bilbo: your on
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((gandalf and bilbo sitting smoking their pipes))
bilbo: look gandalf! ive been pacticing for 60 years to make a circly bubble thing with my smoke! aint it amazing i havent died from lung cancer yet?!?!
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Apr 4th, 2004 06:31 PM |
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Kitoky
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Gender: Female
Location: Imladris |
Gandalf: But 'til then! A old whiff of Longbottom Leaf...
Bilbo: Em....I'm all out.
Gandalf: You smoke too much.
Bilbo: Looks who's talking.
Gandalf: I start chewing.
Bilbo: No such thing!
Gandalf: I am a wizard! A wizard always has...something.
Bilbo: Okay that made no sense.
Gandalf: Ya I know. Blame the mod and his modiness.
Bilbo: What?
Gandalf: Mod and his modiness.
Bilbo: ....The love for the half-ling's leaf has clearly slowed his mind.
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Apr 4th, 2004 06:31 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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bilbo: look gandalf, i can smoke ring...i so want to impress you
gandalf: thats so pathetic, *makes a ship*
bilbo: this is going to be a night to remember
gandalf: it sure is, lobellias coming over!
bilbo: i mean for us
gandalf: WHY< BILBO ITs so...sudden
bilbo: i mean at the party
gandalf:...of...course....i knew that!
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Apr 4th, 2004 06:40 PM |
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Kitoky
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Bilbo: I rest my case, don't burn yourself with the fireworks now.
Gandalf: Whatever made you think that?
Bilbo: Well the big red mark on your neck is a clue.
Gandalf: That's not a burn that's called a hi-
Bilbo: I don't wanna know.
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Apr 4th, 2004 06:42 PM |
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bilbo: [looks slyly at gandalf while winking]"gandalf, my friend...this will be a night to remember...".[smiles]
Gandalf: [gets realy excited] "*smiles**runs in house*
bilbo:..."where are you going?! i'm talking about my party...its my birthday or something...no its Frodo's...or mine ..can't remember
Gandalf:..*comes back disapointed*..."i thought..n/m"
*fireworks erupt*
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Apr 4th, 2004 06:49 PM |
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ygandalf: then i would tale to saruman then
bilbo: eurgh!
(scene cuts to sky)
*BOOOOOOOM*
audience: aaah hobbiton is dead! noooooo
hobbits: hahahaha fireworks!
gandalf: *chuckles* butterflies!
*little boom, butterflies appear*
hobbit child 5: aah my eye! AGAIN! WHY ME ILUVATAR WHY!!!!!
other children: hahahaha *throw cocktail sausages at him*
bilbo: hey, thats my party food! merry and pippin stol....bought that from maggot! where ARE they
gandalf: *hears 'oh merry this is good' 'it sure is pip' 'giggles' from inside tent* ok...walk away....walk...*before he knows what is happening he has ran into the tent* *sees them with firework* *BOOOOOM*
hobbits* whoah!
firework: wheeeeeeeeEEERRRRAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGRRRRGGGHHHH *dragon*
hobbits: SHIT
frodo: BILBO!
sam: now mr frodo i know hes old, but hes ahrdly a dragon
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