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A Choice of Hymns
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One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed
some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider
giving a little extra in the offering plate.

He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out
three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down
and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his
congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person
who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back
shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the
front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how
onderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked
her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed
to the three handsomest men in the building and said,
"I'll take him and him and him."


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So corny... but I giggled.


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stick out tongue


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I love corny shit! Well, you know what I mean. erm


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lol, for a bit. would be funnier to see. even more funnier if everyone said they put the big bill in


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quote:
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I love corny shit! Well, you know what I mean. erm
laughing out loud


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I chuckled


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big grin Very good.


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