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eleveninches
God of my own world

Gender: Male
Location: Here

If you could talk to god, what would you say?

Assuming that there were a god (a hypothetical situation):

If you knew his phone number, and could ask him one question OR say one thing to him, what would it be???

Jan 25th, 2005 11:31 AM

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finti
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If you could talk to god, what would you say?

ask him to join me as a ventriloquist act, or if he could give me this weekends lotto numbers

Jan 25th, 2005 11:36 AM

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eleveninches
God of my own world

Gender: Male
Location: Here

i'd tell him where to shove it.

Jan 25th, 2005 11:47 AM

Jackie Malfoy
Jacks

Gender: Female
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God why were yuo not with me when my parents remarried to two horrible people?JM

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Jan 25th, 2005 01:24 PM

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Jan 25th, 2005 04:38 PM

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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON

Gender: Male
Location: Welfare Kingdom of California

If you could talk to god, what would you say?

This world really needs your help. Fix it ASAP.

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Jan 25th, 2005 06:33 PM

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The Inkeeper
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Gender: Male
Location: With You

'Hello God. Its me, Chris, you made me big grin

You couldnt perhaps take a rib of mine and make me one of those biblical leaf-wearing gals could you?

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Jan 25th, 2005 09:32 PM

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Bardock42
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves

I would say " Sir I am sorry that I didn't belive in you Sir"
"since your pure existence destroyed just all of my beliefs I will go aboot kill myself now"
"Hahah jus kiddin dude, well so why did you create us, I mean you are all omnipotent and stuff you know"
"Since you know everything and shite you probably know this question we got on earth, so could you create a stone that is so heavy that you can't lift it?"
"Anotherthing, why the **** did you bang some earthwoman? I mean well I don't see the point, and this bible thing, why is it so ****ed up"
"Oh wait, before you answer any of this, do I have any chance to go to heaven? You could show me around a little. Oh yes if I can'T then **** you and the Horse you rode in on, if not well then forget aboot that."
Well probably a lot more you know, he's the DUDe (if he exists that is)

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Jan 25th, 2005 09:47 PM

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Bardock42
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Haha that were a lot more, well sorry didn't read the piost embarrasment

anyway if itr was one
I would call and ask " Why the **** just one you sick ****?"

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Jan 25th, 2005 09:48 PM

eleveninches
God of my own world

Gender: Male
Location: Here

"id say that it's nothing personal, but i just find him offensive as a concept"

Jan 26th, 2005 10:24 AM

BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube

Gender: Male
Location: Huntington Beach, CA

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"Sorry"

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Jan 26th, 2005 09:44 PM

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Tex
Yumsz

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Location: Tampa, FL, USA

Stop talking to god people, she aint listening.

God has given us everything on this planet to ensure our survival and pursuit of happiness.

It's up to us as human beings to advance our technology and culture to better our lives.

Get off your knees and make a difference yourself.

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