Ok, imagine you were face to face with Morgoth, what would you do HONESTLY?
I'd kick him on the leg and run like a crazy for my life screaming HAHAHAHAHA
Go crazy
HAHAHAHAHA
Go Baby
HAHA
Hey Baby
HAHA
MNMNMN
Touch my body
Mnmnmnmn
Touch my body
Cmon boy just touch my body
Oups I mean girl just touch my body
Ok..
Guess who's back?
Back again
Saurons's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the war field
To the war field, to the war field
Now everyone report to the war field
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time
[Verse 1]
Come here little elfies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, Saurons's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the war field
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you die
It's your chance to die
Yeah melko shake that ass
Oops I mean morgoth morgoth!
Goth you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
[Verse 2]
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to battle all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"
Excuse me goth, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name goth?
What's your sign?
[Morgoth] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
Melkor! (HA-HA)
Beer goggles blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm
[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you fight
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean morgoth morgoth
Goth you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
[Verse 3]
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running round taking over
Down middle earth screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'Give me my ring!'"
Now this is the part where the tower breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's alright now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's the damn eagles!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black elves
White elves
Skinny elves
Fat elves
Tall elves
Small elves
I'm callin' all elves
Everyone report to the war floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin' head cleaving it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'
[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you die
It's your chance
Yeah goth shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body
Sorry, Mandos tempted me!
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Im Back
Last edited by The Inkeeper on Nov 18th, 2004 at 07:45 PM
THAT WAS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Melkor please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Melkor please stand up?
We're gonna have a demon here..
Y'all act like you never seen a perverted Maia before
Jaws all on the floor like Manwe, like Varda just burst in the door
and started grabbing her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture
It's the return of the King "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Aule said... nothing you faggets!
Beren dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Luthien woman loves Beren "Slim Melkor, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around like a constipated dwarf ," "Yeah, but he's so frutty Mc fruit-fruit though!"
ARDA!, hahaha, we love you, how many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful
country of our's, the elves and the dwarves for the rights that men have died for to protect,
the women and men who have broke their neck's for the freedom of speech the middle earth
government has sworn to uphold, or so we're told...
Yo', I want everybody to listen to the words of this song, I never would've dreamed in a
million years i'd see, so many mother****in' people who feel like me, who share the same views
and the same exact beliefs, I gota ****in' army marchin' in back of me, so many lives I
touch, so much anger aimed, in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays, and straight
through your hidden caves it plays and plays, 'till it stays stuck in your head for days and
days, who would of thought, standing in this tower torturing some elves, with some peroxide,
reachin for black armour to wear, that I would catapult to the forefront of war like this, how
could I predict my acts would have an impact like this, I must've struck a chord, with somebody
up in val-i-nor, cause congress keeps telling me I ain't causin' nuthin' but problems, and now
they're sayin' i'm in trouble with the manwe-crew, i'm lovin' it, I shoveled shit all my life,
and now I'm dumping it on...
Middle earth
I'm a ringwraith, I'ma make a new plan
Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land
Time for me to just take matters into my own hands
Once I'm over Frodo's tracks man I'ma never look back
(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin
Sorry Sauron I'm grown, I must kill him alone
ain't gon' follow the blood drops I'm making my own
Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Middle-Earth Road
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Nov 18th, 2004 06:20 PM
...im so excluded
