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i could catch a monkey

If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.


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Wow, Dean... a world expert on frog poison


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cheers big grin


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or you take like a big club and hit it on the monkeys head when it leasts expects it. No poison that could kill you involved in that.


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I'd lick the back of those hallucinogenic frogs, but thats probably all I'd do.


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Prick yourself? I don't know why that's funny blink


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I lick the back of the hallucinogenic frogs, but thats probably all I'd do.


Are they real or did you steal that from The Simpsons?


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lol where do u get them smily faces from? tell me now or die! mad


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It was a great episode anyway.


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They're real. yes


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Can't remember the link erm Ask Moose....


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bloody hell!!
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They're real. yes


And where are these drug frogs obtained from?
Will I be able to find them in England?


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Try one from a neighbours pond, but I doubt it.


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unlikely...probably have to search the other end of the world
why? your not thinkin of licking them are you?


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German tourist orders a steak in britain. Not medium not well done but bloody (mmmm delicious)

German Tourist: What comes with a bloody steak?
English Waiter: What about some ****ing potatoes

thats how nioce you are to us german tourist. Just because we could have kicked your island asses.


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key word...COULD
nevr gonna happen
the way i saw it ..we was kickin your countrys ass big grin


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quote:
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bloody hell!!
lol


Good golly, you are rather British aren't you? And I know the extra smilies by heart, those I don't, I just guess. Using ~ instead of # big grin


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Try one from a neighbours pond, but I doubt it.


All they have is koi carp... if we had an oven right now I could eat that


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we're havin a convo about frogs here...lets just acknowledge that for a second


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