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How do you like your Pussy?

listen to this. the security guard at my job, a really cool guy, walked into work tonight and told me his dad tried to kill him. he said he was playing a game called "hide the cat" with his nephew. they take his mom's cat, hide it somewhere in their house (like a closet or something) and the other has to find it. well, the guard hid the cat in the oven. the oven was not in use, so it was supposedly safe. after his nephew failed to find the cat, they forget to retrieve it from the oven. anyways, the guard is getting ready for work, when he notices a nasty singed hair smell. he walks in the kitchen and sees that she had started baking a cake!!!!! the cat was still inside the damn oven!!! laughing


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Truly stupid...


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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
listen to this. the security guard at my job, a really cool guy, walked into work tonight and told me his dad tried to kill him. he said he was playing a game called "hide the cat" with his nephew. they take his mom's cat, hide it somewhere in their house (like a closet or something) and the other has to find it. well, the guard hid the cat in the oven. the oven was not in use, so it was supposedly safe. after his nephew failed to find the cat, they forget to retrieve it from the oven. anyways, the guard is getting ready for work, when he notices a nasty singed hair smell. he walks in the kitchen and sees that she had started baking a cake!!!!! the cat was still inside the damn oven!!! laughing


laughing ....


OMG im so disturbed no expression


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Did they at least eat the damn cat?


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it was his mom who lit the oven. he didnt even stick around to see if the cat was ok, he just bailed!!!!


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Did they at least eat the damn cat?


now thats disturbing ....



did they confused ?


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now thats disturbing ....



did they confused ?
that's good eaten happy


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that's good eaten happy


you ate pu$$y? eek!


shifty


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sometimes....yeah...every night!!!!!


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sometimes....yeah...every night!!!!!


that makes two of us



no expression


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you ate pu$$y? eek!


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why would you ever say that roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue


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why would you ever say that roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue


why would you give me a reason to wink


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why would you give me a reason to wink
laughing out loud


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Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
that makes two of us



no expression

you rock...i rock.....we rock!!!


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WARNING, INCOMING SARSCASM!


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like thats news.


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Perhaps if it were a sar-gasm it would.


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You know what? I hate it when you burp and laugh at the same time it's very awkward, and it hurts.


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