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South Park's the best

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Location: Mount Royal

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they found semen in ms. chokesondicks stomach

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Originally posted by StinkFist462
they found semen in ms. chokesondicks stomach

Chef:"Alright, children, I got you four tickets to Thailand [in his right hand, with a sports bag] and three hundred dollars cash [inside the suitcase in his left hand]. It's gonna be tough living for a while. You might have to do things for money you never thought of doin' before.
Cartman: [stopping Chef] It's alright, Chef! We got our sea people out of the teacher's stomach.and we put them back in their aquarium!
Chef: [confused] ...Wait, what? Sea people?
Stan: The sea people that we put in the teacher's coffee.
Chef: Uhh, maybe you'd better start from the beginning.
[Forty-three seconds later...]
Stan: ...and then we put them back in the tank.
Chef: [drops the bag, suitcase, and tickets] Oohhh, children, you misunderstood. Sea people is different from se-men.
Kyle: It is?
Chef: Yes! That stuff that was in that vial didn't come from you, it came from someone else. [begins to chuckle] I thought you children took turns rapin' and then murdered the teacher. [laughs] "

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Guys, are they like 'sea monkeys', are they? Guys?

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Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Guys, are they like 'sea monkeys', are they? Guys?

Exactly like Sea Monkeys......

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My dad has a cabin in Mono Lake where all the sea monkeys come from. They are really brine shrimp!

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Originally posted by Tired Hiker
My dad has a cabin in Mono Lake where all the sea monkeys come from. They are really brine shrimp!

Yup...

Cartman: What the **** is this?! [Stan approaches and looks in the tank]
Stan: Hey, these are brine shrimp. I used to feed them to my fish.
Cartman: I got RIPPED OFF! [pounds the desk and sets the box on the floor to his left]
Kyle: I told you, Cartman.
Cartman: Oh, shut up, Kyle!!! Shut your Goddamned Jew mouth!!! Yoiu people are why there's war in the Middle East!!! And you, Tweek!! Why don't you learn to button your shirt right, for once?! You're as bad as Stan with his girlfriend, always spending time with her!! God, I hate you guys!!....... They were supposed to take me away to their underwater kingdom. They were supposed to take me on adventures of the deep

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