so i guess you heard that Paris hilton has a new sex tape right?
yep it seems to be true, there is a new tape circulating the net. ppl are speculating whter its gonna be the time honored excuse of. "gee, somebody broke into my mansion and stole it." or if its a clever way to revamp her career that was non existent to begin with.
this one is proported to be over twleve hours long and and will require its relase in a few volumes. allegedly it involves a number of ex boyfriends. Also it seems that despite her denials her engagment has been canceled for over two months now...i believe she is the one who got dumped. Paris Latsis family is qouted as saying she is nothing but a "promiscuous inn keeper's daughter."....gee tell us somthing we dont know
If it's cause she's a whore, Angelina Jolie beats her tenfold.
If it's cause she's spoiled, rich, and full of herself. Donald Trump does it better.
And if she were uber religous (Which is doubtful..) Tom Cruise and neo-Scientology movement take the cake in that prospect.
If anything, Paris Hilton seems like a failed attempt at being a hybrid of these monsters.. Like Frankenb!tch..
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paris hilton is usless hoe trash.
she may as well be a porn star because she isnt worth shit
for anything else, besides giving poor mr. hilton a frikin heart attack.
Paris Hilton IS NOT hot! She looks like a whore! Not a really hot whore that makes the rent every night....but a really skank whore, whose teeth fall out when she eats ice cream.
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