Janus Marius Plo Koon Rulez! Registered: Feb 2005
E.T. versus Jar-Jar
Fisticuffs.
05:23 AM
AnakinNihilus Junior Member Registered: Sep 2005
I'd say Jar-Jar, though only through size advantage. He could punch E.T on top of the head and the little dude would fall down like a sack of spuds. Plus Jar-Jar is far more agile, and would be able to avoid E.T's only actual weapon... his golowing finger. While they both probably punch like girls, Jar-Jar is a far bigger girl, so he wins this.
05:50 AM
The_God LOOK AT SIG. Registered: Jul 2005
Wrong, E.T's are strong in the force and able to move like Yoda.
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05:53 AM
AnakinNihilus Junior Member Registered: Sep 2005
What has being strong in the force got to do with a punch up? Read the original post before you go calling people wrong.
06:00 AM
darthsith19 Arm-Wrestler Registered: May 2005
E.T since he can use the Force. Besides, Jar Jar will likely commit suicide by accident.
06:02 AM
The_God LOOK AT SIG. Registered: Jul 2005
quote: (post ) Originally posted by AnakinNihilus What has being strong in the force got to do with a punch up? Read the original post before you go calling people wrong.
06:16 AM
Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain Registered: Jul 2005
I see E.T. dieing of Gunganitis before he could a land a punch.
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06:59 AM
REXXXX Networking Registered: Nov 2001Moderator
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark Envy Oh...My...God. If your strong in the force you can use force powers dude. And E.T would force push Jar-Jar to death.
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07:58 AM
AnakinNihilus Junior Member Registered: Sep 2005
Thank you Rex, my point exactly.
10:29 AM
Janus Marius Plo Koon Rulez! Registered: Feb 2005
quote: (post ) Originally posted by AnakinNihilus I'd say Jar-Jar, though only through size advantage. He could punch E.T on top of the head and the little dude would fall down like a sack of spuds. Plus Jar-Jar is far more agile, and would be able to avoid E.T's only actual weapon... his golowing finger. While they both probably punch like girls, Jar-Jar is a far bigger girl, so he wins this.
04:15 PM
crimsonphoenix Officially Unofficial Registered: Aug 2005
I say Jar-Jar can whoop that midgets a$$ __________________
04:34 PM
The_God LOOK AT SIG. Registered: Jul 2005
Oh fist-to-fist. Sorry about that.
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05:42 PM
SS_181st_Snow Flyer of the Wraith. Registered: May 2005
E.T. just sits there while Jar Jar accidently punches himself to death.
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06:56 PM
reborn_213 Scruffy Nerf Herder Registered: Sep 2005
quote: (post ) Originally posted by darthsith19 E.T since he can use the Force. Besides, Jar Jar will likely commit suicide by accident.
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08:02 PM
The_God LOOK AT SIG. Registered: Jul 2005
quote: (post ) Originally posted by jollyjim311 You mean kill himself? Suicide has to be on purpose, thats the whole point of the word...
08:05 PM
reborn_213 Scruffy Nerf Herder Registered: Sep 2005
Yes, but the I was talking about the definition of the word, he used it incorrectly. In order to be suicide it has to be on purpose.
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08:14 PM
darthsith19 Arm-Wrestler Registered: May 2005
quote: (post ) Originally posted by jollyjim311 You mean kill himself? Suicide has to be on purpose, thats the whole point of the word...
08:25 PM
RogerRamjet Playground Superstar Registered: Aug 2005
oh god...most definetly Jar Jar...E.T.'s a wuss...well so is Jar... but i think they'd annoy each other to death...unless E.T. telepathically calls for Elliot to assist him...ah...jeez...i'm tired.... __________________
08:25 PM
Council#13 The Omega Male Registered: Jul 2005
E.T. backs up against a wall waiting for Jar Jar to punch. When Jar Jar does punch, E.T. ducks and Jar Jar breaks his fist. E.T. then knocks Jar Jar over and throttles him to death
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01:53 AM
Janus Marius Plo Koon Rulez! Registered: Feb 2005
Should Ush "Der Führer" be here to go
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