Along time ago a young boy was brought to antartica for chemical tests of the toilets there. He wondered off and was kidnapped by a gang of Penguins called the "Qwack Wacking Crackers" They were the most evil penguins of all. The brought him to there ice castle and torn off all his clothes. They smered a jello over him that made him instinly turn int oa penguin, except for his head, it stayed the same. They beat him for hours till he started making skwaking noises from the suffering, he then was ready. They brought him out into the cold air and through him down a hill into the water filled with female penguins, his look and charm got all the girls to glomp him in seconds. Soon he was the father to 12 Eggs filled with brilliant boy and girl penguins and 3 retarded penguins. He lived in the antarica for years giving birth to hundreds of eggs a day, untill a Pirate came and Ravanged therre penguin ladys. His name, A1hsauce, he totally destroyed antartica and BLoigen blames him for global warming. Bloigen was last scene going through the water for A1hsauces boat, and he said he would get his revenge........
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Jan 30th, 2006 12:37 AM
They must suck bad
Yes, but I am to lazy to write that much,just to prove it 
