Who wins? 5 minute prep time. No combustion equipment. I have some fat lady on a scooter-bike with a cart attatched to the front behind me you a blind man with a seeing eye dog and a white cane.
Versus me? I win, considering that I'm a six foot two, 280 pound giant who knows kickboxing. Also, since I have prep, the fact I know Kendo and own a Katana comes into play.
Ooh, good idea!
Forgot about prep. Don't have access to acid... except for citric acid. Grapefruit juice in the eye is not fun.
Let's see DO have baseball bat, kitchen knives, a chainsaw, gasoline, matches.....