It all started on an early Friday some years ago, when I was young and wild. I spend my time on this large community forum called KMC. It was a very interesting forum that had many interesting, and idiot posters. That night though, the night that started the whole war that caused KMC to shut down and many people to lose there lives; this is the story, of what really happened….
Vinny Valentine was jumping around the OTF on KMC; he was spending his time posting there while working on a super amazing signature that would put other signature makers to shame. While browsing around the forum he looked to see a thread that had seemingly gotten many posts in a short amount of time; the thread was called The Word. Intrigued by this thread he decided to jump in and see what going on.Once in the thread was he noticed a few people in there already, some friends some foes.
The people who were his friends in the thread were: Maynard – A young man with an amazing talent for Randomonisity and the power to have sex with any girl. Commando Queen – A Young girl who ruled over the forum with a vice grip. Ladyluck – Another young girl, Commando Queens Lover. LanceWindu – A Fairly older member, could bit*h-slap any person trying to oppose him.
These were just the people who were in it at the moment, but more people would soon be pulled in by The Word...
Chapter 2
Bad Word
While entering the thread, Vinny scanned over the words and his brain got into a twist, this word that the Moderators said was so bad, seemed not bad at all. They made it out to seem like is Satins Shit but it was really just simple and rolling off the tongue worthy.
Also there were already some new members in the thread going “I ROXZ YOURZ SOOKS!!” This is Lance comes in. Lance came in and just shut those out saying how they need to learn how to ****ing speak before getting into a debate; they then exploded from Lance’s noob vision gun.
Commando Queen and Ladyluck were in there aswell, making out of course, and out to the side of them was Maynard holding a camera and taunting them with sounds and words.
Vinny posted a small response to the thread saying what was so bad about it and then a member came down hard on him, posting “Q:ef[iesjf[sifn[[fnGN[ing[n[W, how doees yous not knows?!” Incidentally Lance over heard this and made the member explode.
“It’s the bad word, jeesh don’t you know anything.” The mysterious man announced as he entered the thread, this man….was…..
Darkc, the strange but highly intelligent had entered the thread and was ready too outsmart people and go into a war with Lance.
Coming face to face with each other, Lance and Darkc just stared at each other for a good 5 minutes until Vinny got out of his chair and yelled “ WTF is the Damn Word?!”. Shaking there heads they looked at Vinny.
“We can’t say it, or else they will kill us.” Darkc said looking around.
“Just scroll up to were K.Diddy got banned on page 15 or 16, its there.” Lance said getting back into a staring contest with Darkc.
“Fu*k that, can someone just link me?” Vinny asked sitting back down and being lazy.
“Okay here it is.” Bloigen screamed appearing out of thin air and posting the link.
“Okay thanks,” Vinny replied, walking over and clicking the Link.
“Oh You Whore Bloigen! You logged me out!” Screamed Vinny.
“Gahahhahahahahahhahaaah” Bloigen yelled back to him, as he ate a Big Mac then logged off.
Ladyluck approached the stand of the thread and tapped the microphone. “Everyone shut up because Commando has something to say.”
Moving in front of the Mic Commando started her speech about how the word wasn’t bad but just evil in ways of evilness. Then she talked about Maynard’s penis and Ladyluck and that’s really what the interesting part of the conversation was.
Then she stepped down from the stage and started making out with Ladyluck again, everyone got hard.
Finally Vinny got himself back into the thread and sat back down in his favorite chair. He looked around and saw exploding people, staring contests and people making out so he decided to post a . Then everyone looked at him and went. It was awkward for the next few minutes, then A1hsauce walked in and everyone went back to being normal.
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Mar 31st, 2006 04:29 PM
