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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
 Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
Funny story !
A man left Chicago to spend some vacations in Florida. His wife had a meeting at work sho she was going to meet him the next day.
When the husband arrived at the hotel he decides to e-mail his wife.. He couldn't find the paper were his address was written so he tried to remember as much as he could but sent the e-mail to a wrong lady. The e-mail was sent to a lady who's husband had just died the day before.
When the widoe checked her e-mail she blacked out. Her family came to help her and saw what was on the computer screen.
"Dear wife" :
I have just arrived. It was a long ride. Everything here is pretty. Lots of trees and gardens...
I have been here for a couple of hours and I really like it. I'm going to rest. I taleked to the staff and everything is set for your arrival tomorrow. You'll love it.
Kisses from yout loving husband
P.S.: Bring light clothing
ˇˇˇBecause it's really hot down here!!!"
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Tptmanno1
Life Ponder-er
Gender: Male
Location: Dreaming...Or am I living... |
hahahahha\
fuunnnnnyyy
lovin it
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Oct 9th, 2003 09:49 PM |
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Nivvy
Daily Spleen
 Gender: Female
Location: A hula hoop away |
Awww 
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Oct 9th, 2003 09:53 PM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 10th, 2003 12:37 AM |
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ChinaNiki
Dancing Queen
 Gender: Female
Location: The Pyramid |
guess that could freak a body out
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Made by the talented Godshinto
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Oct 10th, 2003 12:53 PM |
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Storm
Black belt BJJ
Gender: Female
Location: Moderator |
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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I am not driven by people’ s praise and I am not slowed down by people’ s criticism.
You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough. Wrong. We only die once, we live every day!
Make poverty history.
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Praylu
Exit Prophet Enter Praylu
 Gender: Male
Location: Awaiting Destiny... |
Interesting...
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