Kovacs86
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The KMC Hardcore heavy Metal Band!!!!
Enoguh with that sissy little baoy band, it's time to go hardcore! Auditions open to anyne who:
Enjoys getting stoned/ high
Is alchoholic
has lived on the streets at one time or another
Has a crappy job lifting crates in some shitty immigrant-powered factory
Has been beaten by their abusive parents and had at least 3 adoptive parents
Has a shit life in general
The open roles:
Lead singer/ most messed up one
Guitarist/ cool one
Drummer/ stupid one
keyboard guy/ nerdy one
Bass player/ wannabe guitarist/ ugly one
Rhythm guitarist/ guy who got in because he's best mates w/ lead/ drummer
Backing singers/ hot girls
Manager: Doc Potato
Groovies/ Whores/ Manipulative bitches
Deranged homosexual stalker/ creepy one
Deranged fans in audience/ wannabe rockers
Creepy fan in corner/ drug dealer
Janitor at side of stage/ dude from Teen spirit
Punkish female fans/ freaks
Young girl fans/ ones who like the lead singer/ guitarist but have never heard a song of the bands
Role on the auditions, kiddies! 9any real links to auditioning on YouTube would be great, folks! :laugh
We gonna rock those pussy boy band ffreaks to Hell...
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:11 PM
Slay
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I audition for Guitarist.
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:12 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
I audition for Guitarist.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:13 PM
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Heavy Metal sucks. It's not music, just noise where the symbols repeatedly going off in the background.
is it comprehensible.....
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:13 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
Heavy Metal sucks. It's not music, just knows where the symbols repeatedly going off in the background.
is it comprehensible.....
No, its not comprehensible. You irritate me immensely. Rock on Iron Maiden etc!
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:15 PM
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Might I add that you have forgotten the bass player and possibly a rythmn guitar player.
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:17 PM
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I want to be the bassist.... but there isn't one...
Edit: LMAO Slay beat me too it.
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:18 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Doc Potato
On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?
I'm going to be arrogant and say 8.quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
Heavy Metal sucks. It's not music, just noise where the symbols repeatedly going off in the background.
is it comprehensible.....
Then again you have no knowledge of music whatsoever. Idiot.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Might I add that you have forgotten the bass player and possibly a rythmn guitar player.
Yeah, but I only give MUSIC that kind of attention to detail...Not CRAP.
is it comprehensible.....
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:19 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
I'm going to be arrogant and say 8. Then again you have no knowledge of music whatsoever. Idiot.
You've passed your audition, welcome, Slay. guitarist!
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:19 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
Yeah, but I only give MUSIC that kind of attention to detail...Not CRAP.
is it comprehensible.....
What band do you like?
Justin Timberlake?Fallout Boy? Or are you old skool and like Ricky Martin?
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
I'm going to be arrogant and say 8. Then again you have no knowledge of music whatsoever. Idiot.
Actually I do, and my knowledge has lead me to dislike Heavy Metal Immensely.
is it comprehensible.....
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:19 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by §P0oONY
I want to be the bassist.... but there isn't one...
Edit: LMAO Slay beat me too it. OK, on a scale of 1 to 10, how ugly are you?
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:20 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
Yeah, but I only give MUSIC that kind of attention to detail...Not CRAP.
is it comprehensible.....
Metal is an awesome genre.... So suck my large hairy balls emo kid.
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:20 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
Actually I do, and my knowledge has lead me to dislike Heavy Metal Immensely.
is it comprehensible.....
Then why are you ina heavy metal band thread...?
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:20 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
What band do you like?
Justin Timberlake?Fallout Boy? Or are you old skool and like Ricky Martin?
Timberlake isn't a band. I like his "Sexy Back" song, but I'm not a big fan. I don't dislike him though.
I don't like dislike Fallout Boy or like them. I don't listen to them though. I don't listen to bands period.
is it comprehensible.....
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:21 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
Actually I do, and my knowledge has lead me to dislike Heavy Metal Immensely.
is it comprehensible.....
I'd like to see you post in the music forum and be pissed on.
Jesus Christ. You don't like Heavy Metal,okay,I can live with that.But say ''I don't like Heavy Metal''.Don't say ''Heavy Metal is crap'' because that would be making an ass out of yourself. Oh,wait....
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by §P0oONY
Metal is an awesome genre.... So suck my large hairy balls emo kid.
After that incredible p;ost, you are the lmighty bassist!
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:21 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Doc Potato
OK, on a scale of 1 to 10, how ugly are you?
A solid 8...
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:21 PM
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I will be the headbanger with chains, altough you didnt have an audition with that part i am compelled to make it to the scene. I will hail anyone who smashed a guitar, bottled drumkits and heads into the stage.
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