Ladyluck . Gender: Female
Viagra.. Roflz
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen, and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount & Do".
03:08 AM
LethalFemme Year Of The Femme Gender: Female
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ladyluck
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen, and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount & Do". __________________ KMC's WOTM for September is [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Morning_Glory [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Vinny Valentine
03:15 AM
BakaXero Free SUGAR! Gender: Male
Well that does it who needs a good memory when your gonna loose it after a good night of working it.
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03:16 AM
BlkMrkt Senior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BakaXero Well that does it who needs a good memory when your gonna loose it after a good night of working it.
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05:03 PM
Bloigen Restricted Gender: Male
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kongu Dude
I'll loose my memory if I'll read that much. SPELLING MUTHA****A! CAN YOU DO IT? __________________ [SPOILER - highlight to read]: You were adopted.
05:07 PM
BlkMrkt Senior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen SPELLING MUTHA****A! CAN YOU DO IT?
Indeed.. IF YOU PAY ME *****. __________________
05:08 PM
Bloigen Restricted Gender: Male
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kongu Dude Indeed.. IF YOU PAY ME *****.
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05:10 PM
Ladyluck . Gender: Female
You guys suck.
09:02 PM
H. S. 6 Approaching the End Gender: Male
Didn't Robin Williams use that as a skit? Or George Carlin?
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10:03 PM
Bardock42 Junior Member Gender: Unspecified
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ladyluck
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen, and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount & Do". __________________
10:07 PM
Pandemoniac Disco Infernal Gender: Male
Hehehe! Something alike this in the news last week; An error in a computersystem described Viagra to numerous people in Scotland who were actually looking for medical help on quitting smoking.
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