KMC Forums - Need to stop masturbating

Home » Community » The Off-Topic Forum » Need to stop masturbating

Need to stop masturbating
Started by: lord xyz

Forum Jump:

Pages (4): [1] 2 3 » ... Last »

Last Thread Next Thread

Author

Thread

It's xyz!
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Made you look

Account Restricted

Need to stop masturbating

It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.

Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?

__________________

Bulbasaur, the original... Pepe.

Last edited by Raz on Jan 1st 2000 at 00:00AM

Dec 9th, 2010 01:01 AM

Click here to Send It's xyz! a Private Message

Squirrel Fart
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Canada

RJ can help, if you want? Living in an dorm?

__________________

Dec 9th, 2010 01:05 AM

Click here to Send Squirrel Fart a Private Message

StarCraft2
Restricted

Gender: Unspecified
Location: COMBAT SKILL

Account Restricted

dont stop till you get enough.

how about you stop masturbating when you have a girlfriend. (she's gonna need your sexual performance)
as long as you are single and no girlfriend. keep on fapping.

fapping "prevents" cancer....

prostate cancer.

__________________

WINS:11 LOSSES:21 DRAWS:4
I Train in Following Disciplines Kickboxing Wrestling and Mix Martial Arts

Last edited by StarCraft2 on Dec 9th, 2010 at 01:14 AM

Dec 9th, 2010 01:08 AM

Click here to Send StarCraft2 a Private Message

Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

Gender: Female
Location: Mo-ningu Sakae

o jeez

__________________

Dec 9th, 2010 01:18 AM

Click here to Send Morning_Glory a Private Message

It's xyz!
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Made you look

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by The Nuul
RJ can help, if you want? Living in an dorm?

Nah, student house, pretty private, just kinda hard to perform when you crack one out a few hours before and you're pissed, you know.

__________________

Bulbasaur, the original... Pepe.

Last edited by Raz on Jan 1st 2000 at 00:00AM

Dec 9th, 2010 01:18 AM

Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

Gender: Female
Location: Mo-ningu Sakae

Ive seen you in your bathrobe

__________________

Dec 9th, 2010 01:21 AM

StarCraft2
Restricted

Gender: Unspecified
Location: COMBAT SKILL

Account Restricted

git a girlfriend even if its a 1 time girlfriend/fling...

dont masturbate for 3 days before the big sex day.

__________________

WINS:11 LOSSES:21 DRAWS:4
I Train in Following Disciplines Kickboxing Wrestling and Mix Martial Arts

Dec 9th, 2010 01:24 AM

Morning_Glory
Sleeping In My Soul

Gender: Female
Location: Mo-ningu Sakae

he cant get a girlfriend, because he's sexist and racist

he's to picky

__________________

Dec 9th, 2010 01:26 AM

Rogue Jedi
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage

Account Restricted

There's nothing wrong with self indulgence.

__________________

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Dec 9th, 2010 01:33 AM

Click here to Send Rogue Jedi a Private Message

Squirrel Fart
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Canada

quote: (post)
Originally posted by lord xyz
Nah, student house, pretty private, just kinda hard to perform when you crack one out a few hours before and you're pissed, you know.

Is there lots a frat parties or chicks around?

__________________

Dec 9th, 2010 02:23 AM

quanchi112
Disney

Gender: Male
Location: Best company on the planet

Never stop even when you have gf when she's asleep cheat on her with your hand.

__________________

Dec 9th, 2010 04:17 AM

Click here to Send quanchi112 a Private Message

Tzeentch
#gottem

Gender: Male
Location: Morgan's Maxim

quote: (post)
Originally posted by quanchi112
Never stop even when you have gf when she's asleep cheat on her with your hand.

wut?

__________________

"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."

Dec 9th, 2010 06:00 AM

Click here to Send Tzeentch a Private Message

Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius

Gender: Male
Location: The Transmogrifier

quote: (post)
Originally posted by lord xyz
It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.

Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?

still above average in that department? wink

__________________

Dec 9th, 2010 08:24 AM

Click here to Send Strangelove a Private Message

Robtard
Senor Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Captain's Chair, CA

quote: (post)
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
wut?

Christine O'Donnell think beating-off is a sin and it's no different than cheating. Also, watching porn.

__________________

You've Just Been Kirked To The Curb

Dec 9th, 2010 08:27 AM

Click here to Send Robtard a Private Message

you get thorns
village idiot

Gender: Unspecified
Location: on the bubble

Re: Need to stop masturbating

quote: (post)
Originally posted by lord xyz
It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.

Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?

Exactly how was this brought to your attention?

__________________

Dec 9th, 2010 11:31 AM

Click here to Send you get thorns a Private Message

BobbyD
Animal Lover

Gender: Male
Location: United States

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Ive seen you in your bathrobe

Dec 9th, 2010 01:29 PM

Click here to Send BobbyD a Private Message

Squirrel Fart
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Canada

quote: (post)
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
wut?

Dont even bother with Quan.

__________________

Dec 9th, 2010 02:14 PM

mikeydude
Cleveland is the Reason.

Gender: Male
Location: Heaven at nite.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by lord xyz
It has come to my attention that I masturbate too much, and being a student, that isn't a good thing.

Masturbation seems to kill my sex drive, after all, why go for a girl when it's easier and safer to orgasm with your hand.

Don't know why I'm mentioning this, but yeah, I need to stop or at least cut down. How often a week would you recommend?

I thought you got banned.

__________________