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Jobs that would suit heroes ?

I was just contemplating what Jobs would better suit certain heroes and came up with these.

Clark Kent - Actor : Supermans skills are incredibly prodigious, considering he's self-taught, he somehow fools 90% of his supporting cast. Also television and film stars often have flippant schedules, not turning up on time etc, so Kal could depart when necessary.

Surfer - Religious Teacher/New Age Guru : Who else is as calm , serene and open minded as Surfer ? No one, that's who. Let the guy spread the love.

Wolverine - Taxidermist : Snikt.

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Flash - Pizza Delivery guy

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Tim Drake - Rent boy

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Reed - porn.

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Tek Knight - Porn

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spider man (skyscraper) window washer!

human torch - glass blower

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WW Hulk - Preschool teacher.

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Juggernaut- demolition expert

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Originally posted by Galan007
Reed - porn.

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I figure an androgynous power stealer that took reed's and multiple man's powers would be even better..

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Batman - Criminologist.

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Batman - Criminologist.

Oh wait, too late cool

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Orion: Anger management trainer.

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Flash goes into fast food
Hulk and Thing start demolition business
Silver Surfer...Gecko wear (big in Hawaii)
Batman, Wolverine become anger-management counselors
Superman, well, he can still get work as an icon
Spiderman: terminex, after failing as a stand-up
Thor: Black and Decker spokesperson
Wonder Woman...wonderbras for Victoria's Secret
Storm: weather channel
Cyclops: Lenscrafters
Aquaman: Seaworld (Namor had an attitude)
Martian Manhunter: tries to manage Village People reunion
Invisible Woman: oh, the CIA is gonna love her. For that matter, Professor X will be welcomed as well.
Human Torch: decides fire is not where the money is, talks to Hugh Hefner.
Green Lantern: can be his own amusement park
Gambit: Vegas
Hawkman, Hawkwoman: secretly employed by car wash chain
Dr Strange: kiddie party magician (oh, the pain of it)
Tony Stark goes into the scrap business

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mindship
Flash goes into fast food
Hulk and Thing start demolition business
Silver Surfer...Gecko wear (big in Hawaii)
Batman, Wolverine become anger-management counselors
Superman, well, he can still get work as an icon
Spiderman: terminex, after failing as a stand-up
Thor: Black and Decker spokesperson
Wonder Woman...wonderbras for Victoria's Secret
Storm: weather channel
Cyclops: Lenscrafters
Aquaman: Seaworld (Namor had an attitude)
Martian Manhunter: tries to manage Village People reunion
Invisible Woman: oh, the CIA is gonna love her. For that matter, Professor X will be welcomed as well.
Human Torch: decides fire is not where the money is, talks to Hugh Hefner.
Green Lantern: can be his own amusement park
Gambit: Vegas
Hawkman, Hawkwoman: secretly employed by car wash chain
Dr Strange: kiddie party magician (oh, the pain of it)
Tony Stark goes into the scrap business

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Batman: Motivational speaker.

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Batman: Motivational speaker.

yeah. he'd motivate me to want to punch him in the mouth.

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yeah. he'd motivate me to want to punch him in the mouth.

I was being sarcastic.

And anyway your hand would vaporize the instant before it touched his face.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by batdude123
I was being sarcastic.

And anyway your hand would vaporize the instant before it touched his face.

That's only if he punches him in the leg.

As we've seen from many bloody noses his face is fair game

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Newjak
That's only if he punches him in the leg.

As we've seen from many bloody noses his face is fair game

Go ahead and try it. Don't come crying to me when your nuts explode.

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