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There Should Be A Religion About Sex.

I Just dont know if there is but it would be nice to have a religion revolving on improving sex life.

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Apr 16th, 2008 03:10 AM

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There are things like this. But they're called books/tapes/videos/advice/etc. to improve your sex life. Why does it need to be a religion? What would the "belief" be that goes beyond the normal human desire to improve sex? Seems stupid.

Also, we had a member start a thread about the church of orgasm or something...just as non-sensical, but it was good for a laugh. It might be searchable if you're interested.

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Re: There Should Be A Religion About Sex.

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I Just dont know if there is but it would be nice to have a religion revolving on improving sex life.

the church of norris satisfies any and all desires.

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Well if you want gay butsekz then go PM Man of Destiny.

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Well if you want gay butsekz then go PM Man of Destiny.

spear of destiny dumbass get it right or he'll get a whole gay rights parade in front of ur house laughing

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Re: There Should Be A Religion About Sex.

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I Just dont know if there is but it would be nice to have a religion revolving on improving sex life.

I take it you've never heard of Hinduism?

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Quiero beat me to it. Research tantric sex, dukemuken. Also, the ancient pagan rituals often involved sex. Look up the mystery cults of Persephone and Demeter.

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there should be a religion about setting fires on fire and making them eat chocolate fire bread

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I take it you've never heard of Hinduism?

Hinduism doesn't "revolve" around having a good sex life, that's only one part of it.

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The bliss of the tophat supersedes any desire for sex. After Zombie Abe Lincoln has ridden his tricycle sideways and harvested your brain your consciousness joins his (theirs? pronouns have not yet been determined) and your body becomes a 'remote'. The more times you can escape ZAL the deeper in the hat you go. Zombie Abe can only be escaped by posing logical paradoxes or fallacies in the form of a riddle. Circular logic is the best defense for a new devotee. Initiates to the church are taught true attacks, not just this defensive technique.

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i know very little about hinduism but now im just focusing on that as of now

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My freind welcome to the Church of Orgasmism !

It is a wondorful religion, and the oldest religion by far spanning a history of 69,000 years in development.

Through the teachings of prophets such as Orgy Kalima, Orgy Moanalisa, Orgy Fookmeehar, and ofcourse, the legendary Orgasmus, you will learn to channel your life's true purpose: To serve as permanent conduit for the universal phenomena of Orgasm.

Orgasm is a sacred gift, for it is the energy which propels the universe. It propels the cycle of life, it propels union, it propels union with oneself and others.

Many take Orgasm for granted, and many have never recieved orgasm from another being (like Schecter for example).

However, through the Sacred Texts of Orgasmism you will learn the wondors, and eventually through practice (preferrably safe sex), you will achieve Orgasmic Nirvana

That my freind is my offer to you.

Will you join the Church of Orgasmism ?

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Also, we had a member start a thread about the church of orgasm or something...just as non-sensical, but it was good for a laugh. It might be searchable if you're interested.

That was me hahhahaaaa

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*Sighs.*

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My freind welcome to the Church of Orgasmism !

It is a wondorful religion, and the oldest religion by far spanning a history of 69,000 years in development.

Through the teachings of prophets such as Orgy Kalima, Orgy Moanalisa, Orgy Fookmeehar, and ofcourse, the legendary Orgasmus, you will learn to channel your life's true purpose: To serve as permanent conduit for the universal phenomena of Orgasm.

Orgasm is a sacred gift, for it is the energy which propels the universe. It propels the cycle of life, it propels union, it propels union with oneself and others.

Many take Orgasm for granted, and many have never recieved orgasm from another being (like Schecter for example).

However, through the Sacred Texts of Orgasmism you will learn the wondors, and eventually through practice (preferrably safe sex), you will achieve Orgasmic Nirvana

That my freind is my offer to you.

Will you join the Church of Orgasmism ?

Don't get started again.. roll eyes (sarcastic)

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Don't get started again..

have i told you that theres a giant purple deathsquirrel on my porch?

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Many take Orgasm for granted, and many have never recieved orgasm from another being (like Schecter for example).

still baiting and trolling? when will you just get aids and die?

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