The Official What Did You Have For Breakfast Thread (No Spam!)
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Opening, By Red
Friends, Well Wishers, and Well Wishers and Friends. Today marks a monumental rebirth of The Eclectic Lovers/livestock/lesbians/luthors/lemons/lords/leviathans In Tasmania Eh?(ELITE). Do you know how long this moment has been cradled in a thought sack? As far as we are concerned, far too long, for any of us to wait any longer. It’s time for action! And Social Up-Evil! We will ride and take back the fair paradise that we call Killermovies Forums, and have sex all over it, to ensure that it is ours until we grow bored with it again! A rebirth was more imminent that Michael Jackson’s comeback attempt flopping!(it helps users by comparing things in terms of scale). The Elites are the overseers of all that is holy, all that was biblical. We are so sure in our amazingness that we use the arc of the covenant as a drink coaster! The fate of the fair KMC, NAY, the World, NAY, more important than that, THE INTERNET, lies in the very rebirth of this presumptuous thread. Now, if you are a mod of sorts, you may be asking yourself. Say, what is this team’s purpose anyway? Well to answer your question in the most ignorant way possible, we treat our fellow e-brothers and sisters to the up most respect and dignity. There’s no demoralizing e-pantsing in this society! We even take long journeys when our revenue is up to lend a hand to our brothers and sisters in the distant and primal lands of hero chat and CBR. We don’t do what we do for the money or funny or the glamour. We’re real people, trying to make a difference in the rough everyday world that we call KMC. I mean, Sentry or Apollo beating Superman? Are you loony! All because of the courageous Faceman! Now you may be groaning thinking that all we do is help ignorant people, and ignore fun! Well you have some nerve mister…Because we have heaps of fun! When things get dull, we usually send one of our more intelligent users into this thread to say “Hi.” or “How’s it going?” To liven things up, it can be quite a riot! Now I know, upon reading this awe inspiring piece, you may very well already have your clothes off. But wait for one moment there’s more. If you are a result of aid from our prestigious secret society that isn’t such a secret, than you may very well want to direct anything to either Smurph, Red, or Marty. Smurph accepts irrelevant Canadian currency, Red accepts buttons from rain coats, and Marty will take food, any food at all, because of how desperate he is to feed himself because he lives in the harsh wilderness that is Australia. Ignore any plea from Batdude and or Jason, for they are socially incompetent and therefore wealthy. Basically, one can get the general understanding that it’s for the best of all the internet, and one giant orgasm may erupt across cyberspace because of it. Frankly it’s long over do, and we, the great KMCers, shouldn’t torture you any further by stalling. Now then, Ladies And Gentlemen living With Your Parents, Without further ado We bring you, the 9th Wonder of the World!
The Official What Did You Have For Breakfast Thread (No Spam!)
Rules of “The Official What Did you have for Breakfast Thread (No Spam Allowed)”
Let’s get one thing straight here… we don’t give a F*CK about what you had for breakfast this morning… this is a team thread!!!
1. Any mentioning of what you had for breakfast will get you reported by the founding members. Don’t like it? Well guess what… don’t eat any breakfast.
2. All posts will be accompanied by the “” smilie. Not doing so will be reported to the mods.
3. No spamming allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you may ask why this is rule number three instead of rule number 1. If you are indeed wondering this… then shut up, because I don’t care.
4. No mentioning of Badabing and/or Marea. Doing so will get your reported, and then later warned.
5. You will address the founding members as “sir.”
6. Founding members can do as they please.
7. Failure to adhere to any of these rules (excluding the founding members) will get yourself banned from this team. Don’t like it? Don’t break the God damn rules.
7.5 If each post doesn't rhyme, contain 100 words of blue writing or contain a reference to a song at least a decade old, you will be reported.
Our thread isn't on KMC, but its where most members come from, and our actual thread (more like a forum, really) actually has FAR more posts than any Authoritative team.
Founders
Smurph, Batdude, Red and Jason
(All rules concerning founders only matter for this KMC outlet thread)
MEMBER LIST
Marc
Phil
Jim
Joel
Steve
Jan
Jason
Paul
Jeremy
Aaron (not Arlene's brother)
Guy
Scott
Jamie
Christopher
Ken
Jon
Jose
Liam
Geoff
John
Dan
Lee
Extraneous members
David
EC
Mark
Bran
Leo
Galan
tjcoady
Extra Extraneous Members
(ones who don't have the option of access to the team clubhouse, and are exiled to the smaller, less important Authority thread)
Kris
Aaron (the other one)
All other lesser Authority, and such
Jason says:
what am I supposed to do?
Jon says:
clean your apt before she moves in? buy some pink bed sheets? scented candles?
Jason says:
wait, u have pink bed sheets?
Jon says:
ive said too much
Why is it, that my name has to bloody mentioned even though i dont like or talk to any of you guys. You all need to move along and find someone or something to spend hours obsessing over than myself and bada. Am I that important to you that you have to drop my name any chance you get, or to throw a dig at mine and bada's direction.
Please guys take my advice, Leave well alone okay!
I am not on here to be pulled into your childish little games that you create on Msn just to wind me up and get a raise from myself or bada. I just come here to hang out with a few mates and try and enjoy KMC without you guys being the little morons that you have become. And to think I was actually friends with all of you until i started to date Badabing.
I will leave now, and let you kids have a good little laugh at my expense, because that is all you really are, silly little kids who have no life but to create cyber games to wind people up. Infact you guys are nothing more that sad little Cyber bullies, who will one day have whats coming to them.
This thread is nothing but a joke to wind up authority and i truely hope that Digi sees right through you guys and closes this god damn thread.
Jason says:
what am I supposed to do?
Jon says:
clean your apt before she moves in? buy some pink bed sheets? scented candles?
Jason says:
wait, u have pink bed sheets?
Jon says:
ive said too much
Actually it seems that i have broken many of your pathetic rules.. Oh no!! What will you guys come up with next to get how you say it. 'One over on me'
This is the exact reason why rule #4 was instated... bitching like this.
Cyber bullies? LMFAO. Why do you guys have to take a joke so god damn personally? This is a COMIC BOOK INTERNET FORUM. Please don't post in our team thread anymore if you're going to throw a hissy fit every time.
Jesus F*cking Christ...
Get the f*ck out.
__________________ Poppa's comin home to sling some dick.
Last edited by batdude123 on Jul 10th, 2008 at 07:08 AM
Yes a comic book thread on a comic book forum, in which you guys spend hours on msn creating your next scheme to what close down a thread because it seems popular.
There was no need to put my name in rule number 4 unless you wanted a raise from me. I mean how would you guys like it if every chance i had i dropped your name. Would you be honored or just utterly bored.
Oh and how many times batdude have you been asked not to post in our thread because of your childish banter, Hmmmz! Yet you still go in there just to wind up Face and the others.
As for the hissy fit maybe you should look closer to home as the only curse word that is in this thread came from your mouth.
Technically, Batdude was never asked to stop posting in any thread.
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Jason says:
what am I supposed to do?
Jon says:
clean your apt before she moves in? buy some pink bed sheets? scented candles?
Jason says:
wait, u have pink bed sheets?
Jon says:
ive said too much
I agree pal. A spy in the enemy camp had already warned me about a certain troll spamming our thread.
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Jason says:
what am I supposed to do?
Jon says:
clean your apt before she moves in? buy some pink bed sheets? scented candles?
Jason says:
wait, u have pink bed sheets?
Jon says:
ive said too much
KMC Community Forums
Jul 10th, 2008 06:38 AM
” smilie. Not doing so will be reported to the mods.
