Arien
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odd questions.....
why are apartments called apartments when they are stuck together?
why does the name of an aminal change after we kill it and prepere it? example: a pig becomes pork, a cow becomes beef, and anything else is called a whopper or big mac.
if ur talking to someone online, and u write something funny, how can they be "Rolling On The Floor Laughing", and still be able to type it?
Jan 11th, 2003 12:57 AM
Ushgarak
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Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK
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1. Because the individual places to live are in the same building but apart
2. Because no-one wants to eat sheep
3. Magic
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Jan 11th, 2003 01:01 AM
Arien
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Gender: Unspecified Location: limbo
but people do eat sheep- its called lamb!
or are u a vegetarian?
Jan 11th, 2003 01:02 AM
Ushgarak
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No, it is called mutton. Lamb is called lamb, an exception like chicken; people rarely like to know what they are eating.
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Jan 11th, 2003 01:09 AM
Fire
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he has a point there, tho in dutch [atleast in belgium] it just depends on which animal the meat is from
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Jan 11th, 2003 01:15 AM
finti
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quote: Because no-one wants to eat sheep
well in the Western part of Norway they have something called Smalahove which is sheep head, guess Mah and Mujaffa eats eat.
In Norway we call a lot for what it is when it comes to food, we dont say lamb we say sheep. (Får)
at christmas rack of lamb ribs is a Norwegian speciality but it is kalled "pinnekjøt" which dont actually tell what it is though. It is sheep
Jan 11th, 2003 07:53 AM
keokiswahine
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Gender: Unspecified Location: USA
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Jan 11th, 2003 08:41 AM
Fitch
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Gender: Male Location: Where I belong
keo,u're 'Custom User Text' really suits you....confusion.
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Jan 11th, 2003 12:52 PM
Dim
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Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern California
Don't knock it...confusion might come and bite you on the ass.
We don't change the name of fish when we eat it..
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Jan 11th, 2003 04:21 PM
Fitch
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Gender: Male Location: Where I belong
or vegetables.....
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Jan 11th, 2003 04:25 PM
Arien
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Gender: Unspecified Location: limbo
true........but o never mind.
how can a foot smell if it doesnt have a nose?
and how can ur nose run if it doesnt have any legs?
hehe.....i know these questions have logical answers, but i want to see what u guys say!
Jan 11th, 2003 04:30 PM
Fitch
Free
Gender: Male Location: Where I belong
there are gals here......
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Jan 11th, 2003 04:35 PM
Arien
Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: limbo
yeah, i know. im one of them!
but i dont have time to put guys and gals down.......sounds like im from Texas or somethin.......
Jan 11th, 2003 04:46 PM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
Don't knock Texas, we have a resident Texan here at KMC.
The true puzzling question is thus: -
Why do my cats always sleep in the same places. My female cat (Mrs.Miggins) always sleeps on my side of the bed whereas my male cat (Jonesy) always sleeps on Emma's side of the bed. (Emma is Mrs.Mechmoggy's real name BTW)
I've never found them in each others position, when they sleep on our bed thats the way they do it without exception.
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Jan 11th, 2003 05:14 PM
Ushgarak
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A foot does not smell, it stinks.
Noses can run because of the little gnomes that move them.
Cats are hyper-intelligent beings that will kill us all and take control one day.
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Jan 11th, 2003 05:30 PM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
I find it difficult to believe our world will be overthrown by a bunch of creatures who don't recognise thier own reflection in a mirror.
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Jan 11th, 2003 05:32 PM
Ushgarak
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Because when they see mirrors they actually see the gateway to their home dimension and receive orders from the master cat-brain.
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Jan 11th, 2003 05:34 PM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
Ooooh, I like that theory.
How come they haven't sussed out how to open thier own cat food tins yet then?
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Jan 11th, 2003 05:36 PM
Fitch
Free
Gender: Male Location: Where I belong
well,they just wanna have slaves.......
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Jan 11th, 2003 05:48 PM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
Now you're just trying to twist my melon.
*Takes a sneaky side glance at Mrs.Miggins to see what she's plotting*
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Jan 11th, 2003 05:52 PM
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