the twist is that thor doesnt have mjolnir and PIS and CIS are off so spider-man can web his eyes and then tear them out or rip thors ears and nose or bust his head and since peak humans like captain america and taskmaster can make thor bleed spider-man will do much more so who wins
^plus Spider-man already defeated Silver Surfer and Firelord
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Without PIC/CIS, Thor just causes a lighting storm or hits him with a godblast.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Is that from a Spider-man book or somewhere else? If it's from somewhere else do you know the issue? Could use it for the respect thread
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Thanks, well whatever it is I have to register first
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It is from Thor 448. There are two more pages of Spidey jumping around dodging Thor and punching him in the face. Thor eventually lightnings his ass though.
Also, a Spider-Man clone with lightning reflexes was kicking Thor's ass in Avengers 11.
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Of course he wins unbelievable some people take this serious look at the account of the person who started it
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Spidey wins easily with CIS and PIS off. He is easily able to hurt Thor and he will never get hit. Spidey can even dodge lightning and lasers, so that is no problem for him here.
Really? Comics say that he can. Even without Mjolnir, Thor still commands the storm and his own godly energies. How does Spidey dodge the effect of affect attack Thor can unleash? Spidey will tire before Thor does, and assuming he isn't already killed by an omniblast Thor can unleash, Thor can one shot him once his reflexes are slowed down.