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Albert Wesker and Evil Jill vs Guy and Cody Travers
Replacing Chris and Sheva, are Guy and Cody Travers.
Through shear dumb luck, the Bushin Ninja and the brawler finds themselves in Kijuju.
The scene plays out as normal. Wesker makes his appearance, followed by Evil Jill. Only this time, unlike Chris and Sheva, Guy and Cody have no qualms about defending themselves.
One Bushin Hurricane Kick from Guy knocks Evil Jill back, her mask flying off her face, while a Criminal Upper has Wesker flying back.
Guy sees that Evil Jill is brainwashed and warns Travers not to kill her. Cody nods and cracks his knuckles.
"Been a while since we had a good fight, ne?" Guy asks.
Cody nods. "I think the odds are fair. Two-on-two."
Guy smiles meanly. "I'm reminded of a line out of a gaijin movie Maki was watching. 'I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass.'"
Cody finishes the line. "'And I'm all out of bubblegum.' Game on!"
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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