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jinXed by JaNx
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What do you call a band member that plays alone?

A Han Solo.

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Nov 22nd, 2015 10:47 PM

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There goes Jinx, always stroking his wookie.

Nov 22nd, 2015 10:56 PM

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Dave_97
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George Lucas directing.
The best starwars joke of them all.

Shots fired in a Galaxy far far away

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What do you call 5 Sith piled on top of a lightsaber?

A Sith-Kabob!

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What's the temperature of a Taun Taun's insides?

Luke Warm.

(Very good jokes everyone. Except you Dave. That was cheap and lazy and you should feel bad.)

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What do you call a Mexican jedi?
Obi-Juan Kenobi.

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Oh you guys, always trying to Wedge silly jokes into everything.

Nov 23rd, 2015 11:44 PM

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Star Wars: Phantom Menace. Episode 1.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Oh you guys, always trying to Wedge silly jokes into everything.

Han joked first.

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Nov 24th, 2015 10:45 AM

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I will say that some of the Star Wars Lego specials have been funnier then they really have a right to be.

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Star Wars fans are a fairly unhappy bunch. For every one that's content you "see three P-O'd"

How did the astromech droid get around the road work? He took an R2-Detour.

What do you call a Tattooine coffee shop? Java the Hutt.

What do you call a Mon Calamari muffin stand? Admiral Snackbar.

Why did the Nexu bite the Wookiee? It thought he would be Chewie!

Nov 24th, 2015 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Flyattractor
I will say that some of the Star Wars Lego specials have been funnier then they really have a right to be.

My kid had one on a few months ago, as i walked in the living room i look at the TV and see Vader, hands behind his head, feet propped up, humming his own theme song.
I laughed out loud.

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