"We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to f**k? "
I love Dogma..totally hilarious...
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i have the buddy christ dashbowrd buddy. Now i just have to get a car to go with it. Thats the only reason i want a car so i can attach buddy christ dashboard buddy
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#2. I've never seen a bad View Askew flick.......all of Smiths movies are great......Vulgar is great.....A Better Place is great........they know what they are doing up there in N.J.
#3. I have a Buddy Christ dashboard statue.............I have it mounted in my Mustang.
#4. Dogma is not a Jay and Silent Bob movie.......it is a Loki/Bartleby/Bethany movie...........the only Jay and Silent Bob movie is called Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I'm so happy that movie was made so Smith will no longer have to waste his brilliance writing dialogue for those clown shoes.
#5. Looking forward to Jersey Girl........will be nice to see a View Askew movie without those retarded Jay and Bob characters.
#6. Who's looking forward to Fletch Won? Smith is supposed to be done with the script by now. Too bad Lee isn't playing Fletch now......he would have been great. He even looks like a younger Chevy Chase.
I have high hopes for jersey girl. Dogma is a small example of what happens when smith gets even the slightest Urge to make a more serious film. Smith makes the funniest films, I'll miss seeing a jay and bob cameo, but they became to well liked and popular to keep on as a trademark.
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They are retarded.......period. They add nothing to the movies........
Jersey Girl isn't going to be too serious..........still a comedy. I'm thinking it'll be like Chasing Amy......funny, but in a more serious way. Don't look for too many dick jokes in it.
ive got buddy christ on my dashbord. its great. i have him angeled at me so he's pointing at me with the thumbs up while i drive. he protects me. dogma is a kick ass movie. Religious humor is definately the best
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Dogma was the first Kevin Smith movie i saw...and now i love them all!!
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