okay so im a lonely phoenix kid stranded in london, and today i just went down to the store to get some pop tarts when this big guy comes up to me and goes (i quote) ''oi blad, bus me a fiver....safe''
and i was like WHAT THE F**K??? is this guy speakin english? well anyway can someone who knows about british slang translate it for me?
yup for real if people anyone asks for money shoot them.......i dont mind if someone asks for a ciggerette cause i know what its like choking for one and ya gotta ask. but thats like once in a blue moon.
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yeah, the "blad/blood" thing is derived from patwa, which is the way in which black ppl used to talk, you know, from jamaica. other words include "blaclah" and "bombaclah", meaning "nasty" and "****ing shite" or sumthing like that!! oh and also, "tay-oh-bitties" which means sumthing like "nice baps"!!
i have no ideas how to spell the words, but i used to live with three African guys, and they were always chatting like that. the funny thing is i used to talk like them, without realising, and i musta sounded soooo stupid, coz i'm white, female and british!!!!
Well, i'm from sunderland in England, but i'm still known as a geordie, and i have to say, people from the north-east have the best words. I'll give you a few translations-
Canny= Good, alright, 'kind of'
Bugger= something you call a mischevious, naughty person
Mint= Great!
Scruff= Dirty person, disgusting; etc.
I'll give ya more if ya want them...
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