I want My mummy

TH where are you cry

I'm sulking in my new found sadness. 🙁

Why so glum?

I like the line in the shawshank redemption, where the fat guy says "I want my mother", and the other prisoner shouts "I had your mother. (and she wasnt that good anyway)"

😆

😂 i thought it was funny at least

I laughed my ass off. I am looking at my ass on the other side of the room right now

"Hello, ass. How are you?"

You have to either get busy living - or get busy dying 🙁

Hey new fish! 😈

🤨

Shaber, I'm going to follow you around and count how many times you say that.

Why, you ask?

Because I can, man...........

"Ah, hard to get, just my type!!" 😈

"Honey, you shouldn't..." 😈

"Hard to get, my ass" 😈

"Ah, sweetie, I should..." 😈

That wasn't in the script ❌

"You'll think you've been f***ed by a train!" 😈

"A train? What, goes by the name of Thomas?" 😛

I tend to improvise.

😘 prefered Gordon, and now you've ruined that for my viewing 😘

"I'd grow eyes in the back of your head." ✅

"Why? So I can watch you running away?"

🙄

I don't even know what I'm doing........

My wretched constitutions breaking down 🙁

My constitution never existed. sweatdrop

where is my mummy 🙁

/\in egypt??