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lil bitchiness
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Location: Limassol, Cyprus Moderator |
 Two women walking home
Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls.
They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected, find themselves desperate for a wee.
As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and relieve themselves behind the headstones.
As they finish, they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
The first woman decides to use her knickers and throw them away afterwards, which is what she does. The second is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose it, but notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers all over it.
One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with thick, expensive ribbon. "Just the job" she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers towards her, and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second.
"We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on last night!"
"You think you've got problems!" exclaims the second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck up her arse that said "We'll never forget you - from all the lads at the fire station!!"
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
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May 31st, 2004 08:26 PM |
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GangusGrievous
4 armed Wonder
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Location: Between Heaven and Hell |
i want these two women
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May 31st, 2004 08:26 PM |
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silver_tears
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oh holy hell 
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May 31st, 2004 08:27 PM |
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Naz
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May 31st, 2004 08:28 PM |
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Clovie
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Location: lost in your dreams |
omg  
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May 31st, 2004 08:28 PM |
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Blind-Enemy
Lures of the syren
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Location: Yearning for days of yore |
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Ashes
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May 31st, 2004 08:28 PM |
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crazy_c
Very Tired
 Gender: Female
Location: Sea of decay |
lol reminds me of one of those paddy jokes
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May 31st, 2004 10:03 PM |
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Dark princess
***fallen angel***
 Gender: Female
Location: out getting baked thats all you nee |
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b!tch you wish you were me
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May 31st, 2004 10:13 PM |
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furryman
honky
 Gender: Male
Location: Flying |
HAHAhA 
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May 31st, 2004 10:13 PM |
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Mr. Bacon
Who?
Gender: Male
Location: History |
hahaha
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May 31st, 2004 10:17 PM |
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Punkyhermy
like memory in motion
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HAHAHA!!!THAT WAS FUNNY!
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May 31st, 2004 10:52 PM |
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Ronny
Love is Blindness
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Location: California |
um .. yeah
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I always feel I must wash my hands."
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