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Lydia
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 Laugh funny poems,sayings,or halarious phrases

if love is like a bed of roses,
which smell so sweet and pure,
then why is it so,to make them grow,
that roses need manure laughing

some ppl come here 2 sit and think,
i com here 2 fart & stink big grin

i lay down in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i wondered
WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING!!!

So take ur pants off, hop on top and enjoy me until ur satisfied!
love Love Toilet laughing


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you must think i'm a grocery item or somthing coz i see you checkin me out


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 Re: funny poems,sayings,or halarious phrases

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Originally posted by Lydia
So take ur pants off, hop on top and enjoy me until ur satisfied!


i like that one shifty


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you hav 2 remember 'love toilet' though laughing


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o.o..when my hair is short and spikey my head looks like a pineapple WHAHAHAHA laughing big grin


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i see alot of guys that look like pineapples!laughing
i know a guy who lives in a pineapplehappy


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eek! me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 0.o hes a sponge


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he's not just a sponge he's MY sponge! big grin


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im not a chicken, woops *drops pop corn and waves arms like a chicken pecking at the pop corn* blink


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quote:
Originally posted by John Allerdyce
o.o..when my hair is short and spikey my head looks like a pineapple WHAHAHAHA laughing big grin


pineapple heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!

stick out tongue


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quote:
Originally posted by §pearhead
pineapple heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!

stick out tongue


WHAHAH ^^ shut up pyro laughing laughing big grin


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laughing out loud nutcase


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big grin its nutta thank you blink


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Same damn thing blink


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blink not to me big grin ehehehe


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That's because you're a nutcase yes


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eek! GEAHAHAH DARHGA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO blink maybe


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