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I thought this would be an interesting and insightful topic.

Post some stories of your most awkward moments having sex. If you have the balls to do it. (please log in to view the image)


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Well, you know how sometimes you can get really into it, and kind of forget where you are?

Well it was like that, and I remembered I had pizza left over from earlier. I stopped suddenly, looked up and shouted "PIZZA!"

Embarrassing at first, but we just both started cracking up laughing so it was all good

Tbh that's the only really embarrassing thing I can think of


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Originally posted by Scribble
Well, you know how sometimes you can get really into it, and kind of forget where you are?

Well it was like that, and I remembered I had pizza left over from earlier. I stopped suddenly, looked up and shouted "PIZZA!"

Embarrassing at first, but we just both started cracking up laughing so it was all good

Tbh that's the only really embarrassing thing I can think of
Sounds like something I would do. laughing out loud


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There was that time my cat jumped on my back and kneaded his claws into me while I was going to town.


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A woman was giving me a blow job and told me to tell when her when I was gonna cum.

I tried to tell her, honest.

It's just this darn speech impediment of mine.

It was such an awesome blow job that I just couldn't utter the words "I'm coming" without stuttering.

She got a mouthful and walked out of the room pissed off.

I just went to the kitchen to get myself a beer.

True story.


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A woman was giving me a blow job and told me to tell when her when I was gonna cum.

I tried to tell her, honest.

It's just this darn speech impediment of mine.

It wa such an awesome blow job that I just couldn't utter the words "I'm coming" without stuttering.

She got a mouthful and walked out of the room pissed off.

I just went to the kitchen to get myself a beer.

True story.


Was this woman your wife?


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No. My wife can't suck a dick to save her life.

This was when I was in the Army. Said woman later shipped to Korea soon afterward and I never saw her again.


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I had some girls ferret climb into the bed and start licking my rear end. I just went with it because I was distracted at the time.

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I had some girls ferret climb into the bed and start licking my rear end. I just went with it because I was distracted at the time.


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Having my GF wake up and find me making out with her best friend.


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getting my ex pregnant

(always wear condoms so not too much chance of that)


not really but i was having sex in a seculded part of the sherwood arboretum (a big ass park) and i was having sex with my partner. turns out less then 15 meters away there was a young couple having a picnic. didnt notice them until they left


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I wonder if they noticed you guys?


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No. My wife can't suck a dick to save her life.


That's tragic.


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they did


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That's tragic.


I know.

I eat her out all of the time and she tells me that I'm amazing.

She can't take time to practice, though.


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I know.

I eat her out all of the time and she tells me that I'm amazing.

She can't take time to practice, though.


I got lucky with my wife. She's an expert.


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30 to 60 seconds of sucking and then I hear this "Ow! My jaw hurts. I need to stop!"

Get back down there, jaw bone, and work those muscles!!!


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I was fingering my ex with her pet snake stuck in her bra, it woke up, and she had to put it back in its cage.

I also fingered my other ex while th ex with the snake was in the room, she left looking very depressed sad (Both of these were at least a year apart.)


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OH, WAIT, LEGIT GOOD ONE!

Okay, so me and my ex Jenn were outside her house, she was giving me a BJ, and suddenly, her sister's family comes over and even though he didn't see it, her husband gave a weird look in our direction. My ex is covering my dick and she plays it off "OH, hey, what's up??" ...And after all that, she still wanted to attempt to give me one in the house, I wasn't even close to cumming :/.


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So I was having sex with my friend right? And then his grandpa opens the door and says something about a peanut butter sandwich and he was just standing there in the door way looking at the end of the room. So my friend whispers to me. "Sometimes he sleep walks" so my friend gets up and walks him back to his room still naked... It was okay though my friend gave me an awesome orgasm


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