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BATMAN: He's counting on you to blow this place up so he can collect the insurance. By the time you get clear, Kaiser will be miles away laughing at you.
JOKER: I hate it when you make sense
Batman: Can you make telepathic contact?
Aquaman: Do they look like fish to you?!?

Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern: Uh-huh . . .
Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow another distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's...standing right behind me, isn't she?
Wonder Woman: Don't let that stop you - keep digging
BATMAN: "Gotham police declare war on Batman"?
ALFRED: I gather you've been reading How to Make Friends and Influence People?
BATMAN: Somebody's setting me up.
ALFRED: My heavens! You mean it wasn't you tossing guards out of windows last night?
BATMAN: I only toss butlers, Alfred.

BRUCE: Y'know, we really should have done one more sweep of the city.
DICK: Now just relax, Bruce. You're gonna love 'It's A Wonderful Life'; it's a great movie.
BRUCE: It's not relentlessly cheerful, is it?

(I agree with Bats on that one..I hate that movie)

TNBA

JOKER: Hi-ho, couch potatoes! I'm interrupting the Toilet Bowl to give you my very special New Year's resolution. Starting tonight at midnight, I, your loving Uncle Joker, do solemnly vow not to kill anyone for a whole year which means I'm going to have to work extra fast to bump off a few more of you today!