I would think Yoda could mentally calm the Hulk into transforming, or at least into not wanting to fight..... if he can't i think the lightsaber could cut him...... would be interesting
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Hahaha, great picture. Where's Kermit by the way ?
Hulk beats Yoda.
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Yoda has telekinesis powers. He lifted that ship out of the muck on Dagoba and could do a lot more if he wanted (if you don't believe me wait till Episode III...from what I've heard his battle with the Emperor puts his Episode II battle to shame). Hulk doesn't have the Force to counter Yoda, so Yoda throws him into outer space with the Force until Hulk suffocates.
I don't think Hulk is just going to sit there. And he has been cut a lot in the past, but thanks to his incredibly healing factor, he's still around.
So let's assume the old one actually manages to cut Hulk. So what ? Hulk has taken worse. If Hulk touches Yoda even once, he probably will knock his brains out.
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He could Force Throw him to the Moon, or, since a true Jedi is a pacifist, he would probably just dangle him in midair with the Force until he calmed down and went back to being Banner, and then would turn him into the authorities.
When discussing Hulk, you have to think physically.
Since when do Jedis "dangle" their enemies in midair just like that ?
__________________ The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
[sound of lightsaber powering and extending from behind Hulk]
Yoda: You have much to learn, young one...
Hulk: Hulk sma... (gulp)
[lightning quick slash to the throat with lightsaber, Hulks head falls to the ground, then his body collapses]
Yoda: Such a waste.
[Yoda walks away, then stops as he notices a large disturbance in the force. He turns around to find Hulk's body standing and his head reforming. He notices that Hulk's skin tone has changed hue from green to crimson red.]
Devil Hulk: Now, that wasn't very nice of you, was it...
Yoda: Hmm, longer this will take, than thought I did.
Devil Hulk: You muthaf*ckin right it's gonna take longer!!!!!!!!
And the battle continues. Yoda has a lot of personalities to decapitate.
I wouldn't compare a third rate droid with the Hulk
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I don't say he can't, I only said it isn't actually a normal way to fight for a Jedi, throwing their enemies into the air (like they just don't care ).
What's holding Hulk to do a thunderclap ? This takes a fraction of a second, and Yoda will be knocked unconscious, at least. The only reason why Hulk won't do that, is because the writers won't allow it, and because we would have a boring and short fight.
Same with the "dangling"-part.
__________________ The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Devil Hulk is a Hulk persona that is locked away (well, 'chained up') in Banner's splintered mind. He's Hulk's dark and self loathing part of his subconscious. Basically, an embodiment of every evil inclination Banner could conceive of. He's pure evil incarnate (or a reasonable facsimile).
He offers to help Banner take down Guilt Hulk if Banner released him.
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Mar 20th, 2005 07:55 PM
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