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Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo
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Corran
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 Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.


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Piggle Humsy
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good: me
bad: this thread
ugly: you

no expression

stick out tongue


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
good: me
bad: this thread
ugly: you

no expression

stick out tongue
Hmmm. I guess you've seen my pics then sad


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Piggle Humsy
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Corran
Hmmm. I guess you've seen my pics then sad


aww

I haven't no


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Then I'm not deeply hurt by your comment then.


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Good


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That does not mean I'm over it though, so don't be sending those hugs this way.


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fine


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Corran
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I can read palms, I now know ALL your sick secrets, especially those that have not yet occurred.


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hahaha!!! I come here to read some Spaghetti western movie thread and find great jokes. hahaha!


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Originally posted by Corran
That does not mean I'm over it though, so don't be sending those hugs this way.
i'll take some


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i'll take some




*presses breasts against you* stick out tongue


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eek! ohhhh


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Re: Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Corran
Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.



laughing hilarious


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Ax3l
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Allyson
laughing hilarious
Hi there....i dont think we have met big grin....


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Nope smile

I'm Allison


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Allyson
Nope smile

I'm Allison


i likie her !!!


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Originally posted by lilmisskitten
i likie her !!!


likie who confused


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Likie YOU !!!


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awwww! I likie you too


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