Dante Vlada
Living My Last Days
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[/b]fun things to do at wal-mart[/b]
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Nov 23rd, 2005 11:14 PM
Barker
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I Just May Do These Things........On Black Friday.
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Nov 23rd, 2005 11:19 PM
Ladyluck
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Gender: Female Location: Canada
I'm so going to do some of these things
Nov 23rd, 2005 11:49 PM
Vanity
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Gender: Female Location: Wisconsin
IV ALLREDY DONE THE CONDOM THING :d
Nov 23rd, 2005 11:50 PM
BeachBunny
Creme De la Creme
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haha ^
good idea! i will do the second one
Nov 23rd, 2005 11:57 PM
CodeLyokoFan
CodeLyokoRocks
Gender: Male Location: ON LYOKO
i'm totally going to do it the day after tommorow
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Nov 24th, 2005 12:00 AM
H. S. 6
Approaching the End
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by CodeLyokoFan
i'm totally going to do it the day after tommorow
I'm going to do it the day after yesterday.
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Nov 24th, 2005 12:40 AM
Vanity
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Gender: Female Location: Wisconsin
lol and one of my friends held a batman pillow in front of her face and wrapped a yellow towel around her shoulders and ran around the back of the store singing the batman theme song at the top of her lungs
Nov 24th, 2005 12:43 AM
Ladyluck
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Gender: Female Location: Canada
quote: (post ) Originally posted by hotsauce6548
I'm going to do it the day after yesterday.
That's today!
Nov 24th, 2005 12:43 AM
H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ladyluck
That's today!
OMFG!
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Nov 24th, 2005 12:44 AM
Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
Gender: Male Location: Over yonder
Ive seen these before, I swa a much longer list, and me and a friend actually plan to do them. . All in good fun. We want to take a video camera with us.
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Nov 24th, 2005 12:45 AM
Ladyluck
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Gender: Female Location: Canada
quote: (post ) Originally posted by hotsauce6548
OMFG!
Better get your ass over to Wal-Mart soon! It closes in an hour!
Nov 24th, 2005 12:46 AM
Vanity
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: Wisconsin
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ladyluck
Better get your ass over to Wal-Mart soon! It closes in an hour!
wow your wal-mart closes ??? ours stays open all night
Nov 24th, 2005 12:48 AM
Ladyluck
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Gender: Female Location: Canada
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Commando Queen
wow your wal-mart closes ??? ours stays open all night
I live in a small city in Canada
Nov 24th, 2005 12:50 AM
~Bun Bun~
**KMC OG**
Gender: Female Location: In your pants
me and my friends always go and turn on all the radios on and turn them up and turn on all the tv's then we spray anything thaats spayable to make it all smelly.... but i LOVE hte one's that are listed!! me need to try them!
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Nov 24th, 2005 12:50 AM
Vanity
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: Wisconsin
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ladyluck
I live in a small city in Canada
ohh!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bun Bun
me and my friends always go and turn on all the radios on and turn them up and turn on all the tv's then we spray anything thaats spayable to make it all smelly.... but i LOVE hte one's that are listed!! me need to try them!
lol my friends allwyas walk around in water bras thwith the hanger still on them.. and we drress funky.. and sit in the entrance and act lieke greeters
Nov 24th, 2005 12:53 AM
General_Iroh
White Guy
Gender: Male Location: raxacoricofallapatorius
i wanna do some of em especially the last one
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Nov 24th, 2005 08:01 AM
Council#13
The Omega Male
Gender: Male Location: In your pants
very good!
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Nov 24th, 2005 08:19 AM
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