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Ax3l
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Maynard.......Trapped in the Closet (Pt. 3)

Revernd Maynard Presents

a KMC Joint

Maynard......Trapped in the Closet
(Part 3)

*music Starts*

Kaboom goes the gun
is where we last left off
and oh poop
my aim was off
i missed him.
He has a sigh of relief
but i cock my gun
and to his disbelief
I shoot again. And i miss, Oh well
What the hell, i threw the gun down,
He said "I was reaching for my cell phone
you crazy clown"
He answers the Phone
He says "Yeah i'm at home;
you should come over, baby."
....Baby?.....
"yes baby, this person on the phone is my lover"
Lea says "what? There cant be someone other"
He says "biatch look whos talking
Leave my house and start walkin"
I say "your name is A1 right? just let me leave
This really isn't important to me.
He says "no, everyone one should see,
you see i'm in love with another, and that person is in love with me"
I say "this is between you two"
He says "Listen to you, you piece of poo"
I pick up my gun, and i blast one in the air
Some of the plaster falls into my hair.
Some one knocks on the door and says "I heard a gunshot
is everyone okay?"
I say "Go Away"
A1 says "no, this is it, time to reveal my big secret"
I think its just another Hoe,
by the name of Rae Rox
but to my suprise it was not Rae Rox
It was something else
a human
not a dog, or a lama, but a human
the only difference, is that this girl had a penis
and by that i mean it was a guy....
so that means A1 is having an affair with a guy
He says "A1 i'm glad you're okay"
A1 says "thats right i am gay...and now to reveal what the name of this person is...his name is..."

TO BE CONTINUED..........................

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are you practicing to be a mime..

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I wasn't in it mad

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Wow.

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I wasn't in it

you MIGHT be in it

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Revernd Maynard Presents

a KMC Joint

Maynard......Trapped in the Closet
(Part 3)

*music Starts*

Kaboom goes the gun
is where we last left off
and oh poop
my aim was off
i missed him.
He has a sigh of relief
but i cock my gun
and to his disbelief
I shoot again. And i miss, Oh well
What the hell, i threw the gun down,
He said "I was reaching for my cell phone
you crazy clown"
He answers the Phone
He says "Yeah i'm at home;
you should come over, baby."
....Baby?.....
"yes baby, this person on the phone is my lover"
Lea says "what? There cant be someone other"
He says "biatch look whos talking
Leave my house and start walkin"
I say "your name is A1 right? just let me leave
This really isn't important to me.
He says "no, everyone one should see,
you see i'm in love with another, and that person is in love with me"
I say "this is between you two"
He says "Listen to you, you piece of poo"
I pick up my gun, and i blast one in the air
Some of the plaster falls into my hair.
Some one knocks on the door and says "I heard a gunshot
is everyone okay?"
I say "Go Away"
A1 says "no, this is it, time to reveal my big secret"
I think its just another Hoe,
by the name of Rae Rox
but to my suprise it was not Rae Rox
It was something else
a human
not a dog, or a lama, but a human
the only difference, is that this girl had a penis
and by that i mean it was a guy....
so that means A1 is having an affair with a guy
He says "A1 i'm glad you're okay"
A1 says "thats right i am gay...and now to reveal what the name of this person is...his name is..."

TO BE CONTINUED..........................

im sleeping with a dude?

Mar 19th, 2006 09:48 PM

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im sleeping with a dude?

yes

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I wasn't in it

Neither was I. Lets go on strike

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yes

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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I'm not in it.

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Strike!

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Revernd Maynard Presents

a KMC Joint

Maynard......Trapped in the Closet
(Part 3)

*music Starts*

Kaboom goes the gun
is where we last left off
and oh poop
my aim was off
i missed him.
He has a sigh of relief
but i cock my gun
and to his disbelief
I shoot again. And i miss, Oh well
What the hell, i threw the gun down,
He said "I was reaching for my cell phone
you crazy clown"
He answers the Phone
He says "Yeah i'm at home;
you should come over, baby."
....Baby?.....
"yes baby, this person on the phone is my lover"
Lea says "what? There cant be someone other"
He says "biatch look whos talking
Leave my house and start walkin"
I say "your name is A1 right? just let me leave
This really isn't important to me.
He says "no, everyone one should see,
you see i'm in love with another, and that person is in love with me"
I say "this is between you two"
He says "Listen to you, you piece of poo"
I pick up my gun, and i blast one in the air
Some of the plaster falls into my hair.
Some one knocks on the door and says "I heard a gunshot
is everyone okay?"
I say "Go Away"
A1 says "no, this is it, time to reveal my big secret"
I think its just another Hoe,
by the name of Rae Rox
but to my suprise it was not Rae Rox
It was something else
a human
not a dog, or a lama, but a human
the only difference, is that this girl had a penis
and by that i mean it was a guy....
so that means A1 is having an affair with a guy
He says "A1 i'm glad you're okay"
A1 says "thats right i am gay...and now to reveal what the name of this person is...his name is..."

TO BE CONTINUED..........................