My New, Fresh Idea is to write a story about KMC'ers as if they were babies.
It Will only be like 5 minute stories that most likely wont make sense, but still. Its all in good fun....
Let me Start the first one..
Lil Gornack crawled his way into the playpen at the daycare. He was always getting made fun of because he wasn’t human, and he looked like a gorilla’s ass with horns, but today he was sure he would make a few friends.
He crawled over to a bigger boy named Lance, who was playing with some silly putty, Gornack went to touch it and Lance raised his fist, Gornack backed away. He looked over and saw another baby sitting over in the corner, it was Vinny. Vinny was wearing a one piece Red Robe that covered his mouth down to about his knees. Everyone knew what Vinny was doing when he went over to the corner so they all just stayed away for about 5 minutes.
Gornack decided to go over and play with another new kid named Da Moose. Da Moose was one of the kids that weren’t so well known because he was a moose, and every time someone wanted to play a game, he would shed his hair.
Gornack went over and introduced himself to Da Moose, and his introduction was filled with goos and gaas but the point got across. Gornack and Da Moose became regular friends after that.
Everything changed for the Daycare Babies when they were introduced to a babysitter who was paid $5.50 to watch them for a night. That girl’s name was Ladyluck. When Ladyluck came over to watch them, she brought her boyfriend Dwight, or as she called him “Alex”. No one really understood that but I guess it was a secret.
That night would be one to remember, one that would be remembered for many nights to come… It would be the night in which the KMC Babies (Led by Lance) Would go down in history…….
To Be Continued….
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Last edited by Vinny Valentine on May 31st, 2006 at 12:38 AM
Can I be the burgalar that snatches the babies in hopes he was stealing a bag full of weed. On his way to return them, they are snatched by flying aliens, over throw the Russian communist party, and save the world before bed time?
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: Oh and Lady Luck doesn't get paid because she let the babies get nabbed.
Ladyluck made her way into the old house and preceded to the living room were she saw all the babies. She asked the parents why they had so many and Bloigen replied that they liked to adopt as many as they could so they could start an army and take down the school board. Ladyluck and Dwight just decided to go watch some Television and make out.
In the playpen, the babies got together. Lance stood up on a stand of blocks Leo put together and Vinny stood beside Lance. Lance gargled out the plans to the fellow babies. Lance was pissed that Mist missed the meeting and made it clear he would be getting wedgies when he was next seen.
Irene asked a question about causing pain on the babysitter but Lance decided there only punishment would be to eat baby food. The crowd roared with agreement, and Dwight came in and told them to shut up.
Lance gave Barker the Key to get out, and they opened the gates, he babies swarmed out and got into battle positions…..
The Babies swarmed out grabbing there weapons; Barker got a pen, Lance got a spoon, Vinny got a vibrator, and Lance hit Vinny with the spoon because he had picked a vibrator as a weapon. Lance told him that a vibrator wouldn’t hurt the babysitter, it would pleasure her. Vinny Said it wasn’t for her, and Lance just sighed and crawled away.’
Irene and her group of girls were ready to do a full make over on Ladyluck, to make her look like Paris Hilton, yes Paris freaking Hilton. Dwight came in to see what all the noise was again, and that’s when Darkc and Gornack pounced him. They started giving him wet willies and such. It was Horrible. Dwight fell over, Gornack and Darkc moved away as Vinny appeared between Dwight’s legs with Scissors, and a devilish smile. Dwight screamed and Ladyluck ran in. Irene and her co-commander Alicia grabbed Ladyluck by the legs, pulling her down. They grabbed all the tools needed to work, and they started, right after Mist Appeared and put duck tape over her mouth..
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May 31st, 2006 12:33 AM
I wasn't in there 
fine...be like that *walks away sadly*
