Final Blaxican
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How des vader take a piss?
I was playing Star Craft, and as I was playing a thought came to me. How does vader use the bathroom?
Does he have like a tank in his suit, like an astronaut?
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Oct 30th, 2006 02:26 AM
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I wonder if he even had a penis after Mustafar...
Oct 30th, 2006 02:27 AM
Darth Subjekt
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maybe a catheter? maybe he uses the force to put the piss in Sidious' food unbeknownst to him.
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Oct 30th, 2006 02:33 AM
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yea and can vader swim? he seems that he might die in you push him in the water...
Oct 30th, 2006 03:31 AM
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Like he might start sizzling?
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Oct 30th, 2006 05:52 AM
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In a secret bubbleroom where his armor can be taken off, only problem is that his weewee burned away while crawling through lava.
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Oct 30th, 2006 09:39 AM
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I figured. lol.
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Oct 30th, 2006 03:02 PM
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Perhaps there's a tube stuck up in that hole? And all the liquids go into preserving his body
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Oct 30th, 2006 03:10 PM
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I always thought he didn't eat or drink. I always figured he just used the darkside to stay alive.
Oct 30th, 2006 09:47 PM
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He uses the Force, duh.
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Oct 31st, 2006 04:01 AM
Darth Subjekt
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yea, but sometimes you just want a steak, ya know...maybe when he goes out he just starts eating aborted babies, or maybe any baby he comes across. Thats what our old first sergeant used to tell us, "men, go in there, kill everything, and eat some fvckin babies!" yea, he was a gentle soul...
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Oct 31st, 2006 04:25 AM
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i thought darth sidious eats babies. He likes to eat any one related to mace windu after mace broke his window...
Oct 31st, 2006 05:53 AM
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Vader's penis was a special one-buy item at Kentucky Fried Chicken after ROTS first came out.
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Oct 31st, 2006 06:09 AM
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What The Hell
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Oct 31st, 2006 02:45 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Escape81
I wonder if he even had a penis after Mustafar...
Nah, he did, know how you can tell?
If his Penis had started melting down where he was near the lava, then instead of hearing, "AHHHHHHH ARRRRGHHHHH AGHHGHAGAHGAHAGH!!!!!!"
You'd be hearing this,
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIEIEEEIEIIEIIEIEIEIEIIEIE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!"
His voice would have sounded like it was on helium because his balls would have basicly melted away.
He would have had a very high-pitched scream.
So yeah, his Penis survived.
Oct 31st, 2006 05:44 PM
Final Blaxican
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Can't argue with that logic.
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Nov 1st, 2006 06:16 AM
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But i read in RODV, cant remember what exactly but it recycles his crap and piss in his body, something from the suit maybe, that way he doesnt have to eat
Nov 1st, 2006 06:20 AM
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He pisses out of his nose.........everytime he breaths he pisses a tiny bit........that's why you hear...the cough..or was that grievous
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Nov 1st, 2006 09:16 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kadesh
But i read in RODV, cant remember what exactly but it recycles his crap and piss in his body, something from the suit maybe, that way he doesnt have to eat
yuck..
i could've lived the rest of my life without knowing that.
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Nov 1st, 2006 09:18 AM
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It's true though.
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