Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Punk Rock Girl
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl
I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance
Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl
We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no
We only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"
She took me to her parents
For a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me
And he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense
Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl
We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin'"
We got into a car
Away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl
Scotty does know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know-o!
So don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting. (Wooh...)
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing!
Scotty doesn't know!(--X3--)
So don't tell Scotty!
'Cause Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So don't tell Scotty!
We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(--X3--)
The...parking lot? Why not?
It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn. In the snow.
LAUGHING SO HARD
CUZ SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
Scotty doesn't know!
I DID HER ON HIS BIRTHDAY....
Scotty doesn't know!(--X4--)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty will know!
Scotty has to know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gonna tell Scotty!
Gonna tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!
(::Chant: Scotty doesn't know! (--x6--)
Scotty doesn't,
Scotty doesn't,
Scotty doesn't...
(::Chant: Scotty doesn't know! (--X8--)
Scotty's got to go
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Dec 8th, 2006 03:26 AM
I wish I was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair
Scotty doesn't know! (--x6--)
