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Moosey
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Why Santa ain't coming this season.

Hey man, just roll me another Christmas blunt.

I was gonna trim the tree, until I got high
I was gonna buy you a DVD, but then I got high
My presents ain’t wrapped up, and I know why
‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna hang my lights before I got high
I was supposed to book my grandma’s flight, but then I got high
She’s sleepin’ at LAX, and I know why
‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna send you a card, but I got high
Put a lighted reindeer in my yard, but I got high
My jack-o-lantern’s frozen, its still outside
‘Cause I get high
Because I get high
‘Cause I get high

I was gonna clean the chimney flue, but then I got high
I was gonna roll up a fatty too for the fat guy
I drank his milk and cookies, and I know why
‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to midnight mass while I was high
I was gonna sit there and pass some gas while I was high
Now I’ll burn in Hell, and I know why
‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna kiss my grandmas face, and then I got high
I was gonna eat her fruit cake too, then I got high
It tasted pretty nasty, but I don’t mind
Because I was high
Because I was high
Because I was high

I‘m messin with Christmas songs because I’m high
I hope Afroman don’t take this wrong because he’s high
If I get a call from his attorney, well I know why
So he can get high
So he can get high
So he can get high

Hey is he really high?

Yeah, he’s high.

Fa la lalala scooby do da
Yeah, he really is high
Snoop snoop doggy do wah
Flippy de bird at you all
La da da da dah de dah
Doggy doo doo
Say mutt?
Say mutt?
Say mutt?

So all you kids, be real good, make your bed

That’s fantastic advice for all the children.

Hey man we screwed this up big time. OK?
When grandma hears this, ooh man, I’m outta the will, ok?

No more sweet potato pie, brother.

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Dec 13th, 2006 03:35 PM

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Bardock42
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I like the song. Somehow.

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Dec 13th, 2006 03:39 PM

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InnerRise
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You have conversations with yourself in the beginning and the end of the song and I know why...... confused

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

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Dec 13th, 2006 03:40 PM

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Moosey
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bardock42
I like the song. Somehow.

I love this song, and the original.

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Dec 13th, 2006 03:41 PM

Sorgo X
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I like Palmdale from Afroman.

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Dec 13th, 2006 03:56 PM

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Bardock42
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I love this song, and the original.

I meant the original. I decided not to read this one fully.

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:03 PM

InnerRise
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bardock42
I meant the original. I decided not to read this one fully.

Ouch.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:11 PM

SixtyNine
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Santa Ain't Coming because he doesn't exist?
Only Santa wannabees exist?

Is it Understandable? Yes! Can You Stop Typing "Is it understandable" in japanese?

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:17 PM

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LethalFemme
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I love this song, and the original.

You like that song?? I never would have guessed. laughing out loud

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:19 PM

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Syren
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I love the original too laughing out loud

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:21 PM

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ThorinWoofer
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OMG me three. laughing out loud

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:29 PM

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Syren
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Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:31 PM

Moosey
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You like that song?? I never would have guessed.

As Kerry would say,
"I know, it's so ghey".

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:37 PM

Syren
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Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
As Kerry would say,
"I know, it's so ghey".

Moi? When have I said that? Did I say that?

I like that song stick out tongue

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:41 PM

LethalFemme
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Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren

He's just saying it to fit in the middle.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
As Kerry would say,
"I know, it's so ghey".

I like it. It reminds me of another song.

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:43 PM

Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

Jingle Bells?

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Dec 13th, 2006 04:44 PM

LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
Jingle Bells?

I Get High, I Get High
I Get High, I Get High
I Get High, I Get High
I Get High on your memories
High on your memories
High on your memories

I Get High, high, high, high (Everyday)
I Get High, high, high, high (Everynight)
I Get High, high, high, high (All the time)
Highhhh

Everyday I need an ounce and a half
S.P.: the only flow'er that you know with a bounce in a half
Listen kid, I need a mountain of cash
So I could roll up, hop in the whip and like, bounce to the ave
I get, high cuz I'm in the hood, the guns in around
It take a blunt just to ease the pain that humble me now
And I'd rather roll somethin up
Cuz if I'm sober dogg, I just might flip, grab my guns and hold somethin up
I get high as a kite
I'm in the zone all alone, mutha****a 'case I'm dyin tonight
So I roll em up back to back, fat as I could
You got beef with Styles P, I come to slide to the hood

[Chorus]
I Get High, high, high, high (Everyday)
I Get High, high, high, high (Everynight)
I Get High, high, high, high (All the time)
High, high, high, high (Everyday)
I Get High, high, high, high (Everynight)
I Get High, high, high, high (All the time)
I Get High, high, high, high
Highhhh

Ayo, I smoke like a chim-in-ney
Matta fact I, smoke like a gun
When a killa see his enemy
I smoke like Bob Marley did
Add to that, that I smoke like the Hippies did back in the 70's
Spit with the finishing touch
Get this, that I'ma finish you before I finish the dutch
I get high like the birds and the planes
I get high when, bullets hit faces after words exchanged
I get a rush off the blunt and the walls, you understand
Like the M-5 pedal when its touchin the floor
I get high cuz **** it, what's better to do
And I'ma neva give a **** cuz I'm better than you

[Chorus]

I'ma smoke til my lungs collapse
I'm from a era where
Niggas cause terror over guns and crack
Where a dolla bill is powerful
I smoke weed cuz time seem precious, and I know what a hour do
High for a livin, gots ta ride for a livin
Wit my real gangsta niggas that'll die for a livin
Shit I get as high as I could
Cuz if you see things like I see things
Cuz I'ma die in the hood
Mutha****a understand its full service to you
I don't smoke the weed if it aint purple or blue
And you could name any rapper, if you want he could die
This is S.P. dump it in, you ***** I get high

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KMC's WOTM for September is [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Morning_Glory

KMC' MOTM for September is [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Vinny Valentine

Dec 13th, 2006 04:59 PM

chris_64256
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Gender: Male
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I Get High, I Get High
I Get High, I Get High
I Get High, I Get High
I Get High on your memories
High on your memories
High on your memories

I Get High, high, high, high (Everyday)
I Get High, high, high, high (Everynight)
I Get High, high, high, high (All the time)
Highhhh

Everyday I need an ounce and a half
S.P.: the only flow'er that you know with a bounce in a half
Listen kid, I need a mountain of cash
So I could roll up, hop in the whip and like, bounce to the ave
I get, high cuz I'm in the hood, the guns in around
It take a blunt just to ease the pain that humble me now
And I'd rather roll somethin up
Cuz if I'm sober dogg, I just might flip, grab my guns and hold somethin up
I get high as a kite
I'm in the zone all alone, mutha****a 'case I'm dyin tonight
So I roll em up back to back, fat as I could
You got beef with Styles P, I come to slide to the hood

[Chorus]
I Get High, high, high, high (Everyday)
I Get High, high, high, high (Everynight)
I Get High, high, high, high (All the time)
High, high, high, high (Everyday)
I Get High, high, high, high (Everynight)
I Get High, high, high, high (All the time)
I Get High, high, high, high
Highhhh

Ayo, I smoke like a chim-in-ney
Matta fact I, smoke like a gun
When a killa see his enemy
I smoke like Bob Marley did
Add to that, that I smoke like the Hippies did back in the 70's
Spit with the finishing touch
Get this, that I'ma finish you before I finish the dutch
I get high like the birds and the planes
I get high when, bullets hit faces after words exchanged
I get a rush off the blunt and the walls, you understand
Like the M-5 pedal when its touchin the floor
I get high cuz **** it, what's better to do
And I'ma neva give a **** cuz I'm better than you

[Chorus]

I'ma smoke til my lungs collapse
I'm from a era where
Niggas cause terror over guns and crack
Where a dolla bill is powerful
I smoke weed cuz time seem precious, and I know what a hour do
High for a livin, gots ta ride for a livin
Wit my real gangsta niggas that'll die for a livin
Shit I get as high as I could
Cuz if you see things like I see things
Cuz I'ma die in the hood
Mutha****a understand its full service to you
I don't smoke the weed if it aint purple or blue
And you could name any rapper, if you want he could die
This is S.P. dump it in, you ***** I get high

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Dec 13th, 2006 05:01 PM

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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I Get High, I Get High
I Get High, I Get High
I Get High, I Get High
I Get High on your memories
High on your memories
High on your memories

I Get High, high, high, high (Everyday)
I Get High, high, high, high (Everynight)
I Get High, high, high, high (All the time)
Highhhh

Everyday I need an ounce and a half
S.P.: the only flow'er that you know with a bounce in a half
Listen kid, I need a mountain of cash
So I could roll up, hop in the whip and like, bounce to the ave
I get, high cuz I'm in the hood, the guns in around
It take a blunt just to ease the pain that humble me now
And I'd rather roll somethin up
Cuz if I'm sober dogg, I just might flip, grab my guns and hold somethin up
I get high as a kite
I'm in the zone all alone, mutha****a 'case I'm dyin tonight
So I roll em up back to back, fat as I could
You got beef with Styles P, I come to slide to the hood

[Chorus]
I Get High, high, high, high (Everyday)
I Get High, high, high, high (Everynight)
I Get High, high, high, high (All the time)
High, high, high, high (Everyday)
I Get High, high, high, high (Everynight)
I Get High, high, high, high (All the time)
I Get High, high, high, high
Highhhh

Ayo, I smoke like a chim-in-ney
Matta fact I, smoke like a gun
When a killa see his enemy
I smoke like Bob Marley did
Add to that, that I smoke like the Hippies did back in the 70's
Spit with the finishing touch
Get this, that I'ma finish you before I finish the dutch
I get high like the birds and the planes
I get high when, bullets hit faces after words exchanged
I get a rush off the blunt and the walls, you understand
Like the M-5 pedal when its touchin the floor
I get high cuz **** it, what's better to do
And I'ma neva give a **** cuz I'm better than you

[Chorus]

I'ma smoke til my lungs collapse
I'm from a era where
Niggas cause terror over guns and crack
Where a dolla bill is powerful
I smoke weed cuz time seem precious, and I know what a hour do
High for a livin, gots ta ride for a livin
Wit my real gangsta niggas that'll die for a livin
Shit I get as high as I could
Cuz if you see things like I see things
Cuz I'ma die in the hood
Mutha****a understand its full service to you
I don't smoke the weed if it aint purple or blue
And you could name any rapper, if you want he could die
This is S.P. dump it in, you ***** I get high