KMC Forums - Genesis: the re-writing

1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the
face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
1:3 And God said, “Let there be some shit i can see mofo’s” and so the
light to the world was turned on>
1:4 And God saw the light, that it was bright as hell so he turned it
down a few notchs.: and God divided the light from the darkness. Meaning he made a fing light switch so he could turn it off when it was his nappy time.
1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called
Night.Because thats how it was written in the dictionary his dad buddah bought him. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
1:6 And God said, Let there be a firm man in the midst of the waters, and
let him sodomize me for 12 days and 12 nights.
1:7 And God made the firm, man and divided his butt cheeks and then
created the KY jelly..
1:8 And God called the firm man baby jesus

1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together
unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. un-fortunantly the first land to appear was korea and instantanusly their where random explosion and gay people.
1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the
waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good. then again he had
just halfed on a pound of weed with Dr. Dre
1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass,Cause he ran out of
the half he got from the Dr. the herb yielding seed, yeilding more grass.
and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind,which was pizza on sundays and endless nachos on mondays and God tasted it, it was good
1:13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firm man who is in heaven
so i can find his ass when im lonely
1:15 The firm man was sexually deprived when god shrunk his pe-pe to half
of its orgional size.
1:16 And God made two great lights; one he called a crack lighter ther
other a zippo
1:17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon
the earth, and so when he got back to the crib he had something to light his freshly collected “grass”
1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light
from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.and damn was that grass the stickiest sweet shit ever.
1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.or so he counted
on his fingers.
1:20 And then god created the COCKatu and the SPERMwhale
1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth,
which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. sperm whales and cockatus ****ing r0×0rs
1:22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful,**** build nests blow
water….blow me… blow the fir man Blow everyone for christ sakes (god saying christ sakes whata douch)
1:23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.and the 20,000
blunt.
1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after
his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind:
and it was so. this is when he created PUSSYcats and COCKroaches. hehehe
****ing filthy old hippy
1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after
their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up so he made then the platapie and smoked weed and watched it do swirly motions while he poped exstacy and snorted cocaine
1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and
let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth,Let them smoke weed sodomize each other staple jews to crosses let them shoot people and steel T.Vs let them create rich whiny white people and skanky trailer trash hoes let them be beautiful make them in my image.
1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he
him; male and female created he them. then they had a orgy.
1:28 And God blessed them,in a cum fiesta series called “Yeah put it in
your mouth”
1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, (
crack cocaine weed herion and my cum) now go leave me the hell alone
1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and
to every thing that creepeth upon the earth,wherin in there is life, i cummed on you, haha yall are so my bitchs.
1:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very
good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. where he will continue to make chingy

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