Camp is so gayly! The food here is really good, unlike that camp food Joe Lumphart told me about. We get to eat eggplants and bon bons every day of the week!
This week I get to try out all the activities and sports. We are canoeing in sodomizing water on Lake f*gatronetta. We also are learning how to dive off the disgusting diving board! I tried archery and I wasn't very good—I hit a fern by mistake. I'll practice and get better, though.
For Arts and Crafts, I made a clay platypus, a crackhouse out of mac, and a shelf for Mom to put her multiple richard simmons on. I even learned about whittling. I made a poop out of wood! Can you believe it?
I especially like all the friends I am meeting. Kids here come from all over the country, from as far away as Montana and Oregon. I am sorry I have to leave soon. I sure am going to miss all the fun I've had here. Maybe I can go camping in the backyard when I get back and pretend that I'm still at camp. Do you think Spot will want to camp with me?
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Camp is so Barktastic! The food here is really good, unlike that camp food Thorrin told me about. We get to eat Barkdonalds and BJs every day of the week!
This week I get to try out all the activities and sports. We are canoeing in cum water on Lake Barka. We also are learning how to dive off the barking diving board! I tried archery and I wasn't very good—I hit a bark by mistake. I'll practice and get better, though.
For Arts and Crafts, I made a clay Barker, a Barkbear out of mac, and a shelf for Mom to put her pokemon cards on. I even learned about whittling. I made a penis out of wood! Can you believe it?
I especially like all the friends I am meeting. Kids here come from all over the country, from as far away as Utah and Pewter City. I am sorry I have to leave soon. I sure am going to miss all the fun I've had here. Maybe I can go camping in the backyard when I get back and pretend that I'm still at camp. Do you think Spot will want to camp with me?
Joseph Stalkheart: Did you try out for the puke in the school play?
Lizadon: I wanted to be Lead, but I didn't get the part. I don't know why. I wore revolting clitorati on my balls and rotten entrails on my hearts. Then I spewed my toes and sang “"I cum blood".” When I finished, Mr. Montoya chewed on the stage and told me I didn't get the part.
Joseph Stalkheart: You must have felt sad.
Lizadon: Not really. Mr. Montoya told me I could **** the curtain. That'll be a blast!
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Jul 15th, 2007 05:26 AM
Does that make you 4?
