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Amateur Night
It's amateur night at the Apollo Theater in Harlem. We have a great line up of comedians tonight folks. From DC: Plastic Man, Lobo, Joker, and Mxy. From Marvel: Agent X, Spider-man, Deadpool.........hmm. It appears we've exhausted all of the funny characters in Marvel. Ok, moving on, here are the judges. The most stoic, unfunny and generally lacking sense of humor characters we could find.
Galactus: I think he's laughed once, just once, on panel.
Darkseid: Name the last time this guy ever laughed at something being funny
Apocalypse: Not sure he has a sense of humor.
Vision: Basically the Marvel version of Data when it comes to humor.
Batman: Quite possibly the hardest character to get a laugh out of in DC.
the winner is the guy who can get all 5 judges to start cracking up. Comedians may bring in props, kill audience members, and do whatever they want, short of killing each other or trying to kill the judges, to win.
Let the laugh off begin.
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Why did you put Batman as a judge? Batman really is the joke here... He's one of the best martial artist of the dc world defeated the Hulk,Predators and went drunken monkey on Specter's ass ones, But still his greatest enemy is a clown?????
I'f i have to pick someone from you're list it would definitly be the Joker..
When he tells Galactus that he's related to Ronald Macdonald,is the worst enemy of a pedofile and is one of the most feared guys on the planet not only will he make Galactus piss his pants he would also save the planet from big G because Galactus wouldn't eat a gay dessert..
I think Spiderman's humor is a little too "3rd Grade Playground" to get any of these judges to chuckle.
I could see either Lobo or Deadpool making some sick jokes that would appeal to someone like Darkseids dark sense of humor. (ie Dead Baby jokes, because if theres one thing that'd make someone like Apoc or Darkseid laugh, it would be jokes with dead human babies in it.)
LOBO wins cuz he makes clones and they all start fighting and trash talking and cuz he is the chief.....then APOC kills all the contestants by slaughtering them after he turns his skin into vibranium and starts handing out bytch slaps
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Re: Amateur Night
So you're looking for someone who can lay out a joke that includes the universe as a whole and the death of Superman with a dash of clever science humor, possibly also involving the death of the X-Men, told in a stream of binary algorithms.
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Jan 23rd, 2007 12:21 AM
Personally, I'd say it's between Lobo, Deadpool, and joker.
... with some preptime Bats could come up with a anti-laughing device or something 
