ScreamPaste
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The Lone Wanderer v.s. Master Chief [WITH A TWIST!]
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Mar 23rd, 2010 07:15 PM
Snafu the Great
Jerkass Woobie
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Re: The Lone Wanderer v.s. Master Chief [WITH A TWIST!]
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The Lone Wanderer gets advanced power armour, and this thing:
Can I get one of those guns for Christmas? WTF indeed.
If L.W. has that, then Chief's done for.
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Mar 23rd, 2010 07:24 PM
AthenasTrgrFngr
Don't wanna die...
Gender: Female Location: No Russian
chief wins.
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Mar 23rd, 2010 07:26 PM
Cyner
Too little too late
Gender: Male Location: Lyran space
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
chief wins.
This
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Mar 23rd, 2010 07:58 PM
Nemesis X
Cynical Tyrant
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
A laser minigun that now shoots nuclear bombs in the form of teddy bears? Chief gets both plushed on and nuked. Oh the humanity!
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Mar 23rd, 2010 08:08 PM
Snafu the Great
Jerkass Woobie
Gender: Male Location: Everything you know is wrong.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nemesis X
A laser minigun that now shoots nuclear bombs in the form of teddy bears? Chief gets both plushed on and nuked. Oh the humanity!
Master Chief sees the Lone Wanderer in her BOS armor (my Wanderer is a redhead Asian chick) armed with what appears to be a laser gatling.
She fires, and a multitute of pre-War teddy bears comes flying towards his general direction.
"What the fu.."
BOOM.
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Mar 23rd, 2010 08:35 PM
ScreamPaste
Carpe Noctem
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Pretty much, yeah. There's just no way to react to that. Light speeders would be too stunned to bother.
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Mar 23rd, 2010 08:38 PM
AthenasTrgrFngr
Don't wanna die...
Gender: Female Location: No Russian
chief wins anyway though
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Mar 23rd, 2010 08:51 PM
FinalAnswer
Flower
Gender: Male Location: The Underground
Only if he gets a weapon.
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Mar 23rd, 2010 09:46 PM
AthenasTrgrFngr
Don't wanna die...
Gender: Female Location: No Russian
he is a weapon
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Mar 23rd, 2010 09:49 PM
FinalAnswer
Flower
Gender: Male Location: The Underground
Nah.
Master Chief said it himself.
"I need a weapon".
If he gets a weapon, he wins
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Mar 23rd, 2010 09:52 PM
SpadeKing
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A fly swat
Mar 23rd, 2010 10:15 PM
ArtificialGlory
God-Emperor of Eternity
Gender: Male Location: Sanctum of Innocence
No one survives.
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Mar 23rd, 2010 10:24 PM
NemeBro
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: Saving KMC
The Lone Wanderer gets into fistfights with 30 foot tall Behemoths wielding fire hydrants and wins niggaz.
Giving him t3h Teddy MERV is raep.
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Mar 23rd, 2010 11:00 PM
wammamram
the afro'ed assassin
Gender: Male Location: returning to to the animus
my god! only if it didn't shoot teddy bears! mc would has a chance. epic ownage
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Mar 24th, 2010 01:21 AM
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