Kram3r
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
I'm in a coma
Here's my situation. Myself, Kram3r, is a class A Shit Taker. While at a competition in Sydney, I was about to pull off my final load. Sadly, I somehow slipped during it and hit my head on the bowl, then plummeted into the bowl, where it is suspected I had sunk to the bottom of the toilet. They were almost unable to revive me. They got my heart beating but there were still no signs of life, so they transferred me to a hospital where I'm now, fighting for my life.
I've been in a coma ever since, and that was 3 weeks ago. With no change in conditions, all there is, is to hope.
Jan 7th, 2009 01:51 AM
Bardock42
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
Is that a bit like Buster's coma in Arrested Development?
Damn, that's such a great show.
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Jan 7th, 2009 01:52 AM
Ax3l
Cummin Soon
Gender: Male Location: heh.
This is also going to get closed for no ****ing reason.
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Jan 7th, 2009 01:52 AM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
I almost got in a coma reading this
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Jan 7th, 2009 01:52 AM
Ax3l
Cummin Soon
Gender: Male Location: heh.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that a bit like Buster's coma in Arrested Development?
Damn, that's such a great show.
"Coma!"
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Jan 7th, 2009 01:53 AM
Sancty
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Gender: Female Location: -
BEHOLD, KRAM3R, KMC'S RESIDENT DOUCHE!
Jan 7th, 2009 01:53 AM
Neo Darkhalen
Mission zero
Gender: Male Location:
Damn shame.
Jan 7th, 2009 01:53 AM
Bardock42
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sanctuary
BEHOLD, KRAM3R, KMC'S RESIDENT DOUCHE! No, he's in a coma, sweety, not a douche...I'll explain it to you later.
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Jan 7th, 2009 01:53 AM
WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ax3l
This is also going to get closed for no ****ing reason.
I'll give you a good reason Ax3l. It's consider SPAM and it will not be tolerated.
So, let's just be civil and cool with it.
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Jan 7th, 2009 01:58 AM
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