1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.
2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.
3. smellovision is created.
4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.
5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.
6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment
1. kill him b4 it really even becomes an issue..
2. type and ponder if it is actually a form of telepathy and try to warp my current reality or look at more porn more then i do now. 'load me up"
Mouse: i think he likes it...
Me: i know all porn.
3. watch a lot of movies with hot smokey babes..
4. he be dead if he wasnt in jail during trial.
5. stay home and possibly buy guns ammo and food prior to it landing. i be killing humans and aliens if things popped off since it would just give me an excuse to be me.
6. wouldnt bother me or change how i behave.. actually i probably start killing ppl as an excuse to be me.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
1. OK - Somehow I'd have to ditch the pig.
2. I'd try to change my identy.
3. I've been wishing for that.
4. I'd have to let the authorities know. but no one will know its me that told
5. I'd take off for the hills and live on fruits and berries. This is coming, I just know it and I have the edible plants books.. LOL
6. What? This isn't true??
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
1. Suffocate the crew mate and then eat him. Once all the food was depleted and still no help came, my life is pretty much done then. If you're in that situation, you shouldn't shy away from cannibalism. We're not that far removed from animals.
2. Have a brief moment of enlightenment and then realize that this situation is no different than the one I am living in now.
3. A horrible thing. I'd be able to smell everyone's BO wherever I went. ****ing nasty.
4. Depends on the family member (only my parents and baby sister I care about). If the dude killed any of those three and was acquitted, I'd put a bullet in his brain and then send his corpse back to his children to view. If he killed any of my other family, I'd party with him.
5. I'd send the aliens Natti Ice. One drink from that and the aliens would have their bladders explode from the horrible liquid.
6. Do whatever. Life would mean nothing. Killing and pillaging would mean everything.
All six answered in a brutally honest way. I'm drinking hard liquor atm
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Currently: With my reserve money, I buy a hotdog. Foul tasting shit, but Zell eats it right up. Then he, Selphie and I talk with his mother
1. Try my best to explain the situation as urgently as i can, if this fails id knock him out, tie him up, feed him his rations properly all the whiletelling him it's for the best.
2. Stay in the matrix. Wearing a t-shirt that says "free me when it's safe kthxbai"
3. meh, care not.
4. Lots of torture.
5. Get in the basement, protect my household, what could i do?
1. depends. if i liked the guy i'd just straight out kill him with a fryingpan. if i wtf disliked the guy i'd hit him with a fryingpan, tie him up and watch him starve.
2. break free then sex-up all the sleeping hot chicks
3. meh
4. kidnap the bastard then beat him up till he's near death. nurse back to health, beat him up again till he's near death. nurse back to health. beath him up again till he's near death, nurse back to health.........repeat for 10 years. then cut off his testicles then nurse back to health. cut off his testicles then nurse back to health. pluck out an eye then nurse back to health. pluck out the other eye and then nurse back to health. cut off a finger..........you get the picture
5. wrap aluminum foil around my head so the aliens cant read my mind. then go to mcdonalds for a bigmac.
6. gives me a reason to swing around my 2x4 at everyone
Gender: Male Location: United States BROOKLYN BABY
Re: what do you do in these situations
1. Tie his fat ass up and feed him when I think he should eat.
2. Wake me up so I can fight.
3. Not a big deal. I can live without it.
4. Where's a Hitman when you need one.
5. Consider me part of the resistance.
6. What can you do other then to continue to live.
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