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Sadako of Girth
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Jesus Vs Riggs H2H

Jesus Christ (Vampire hunter) is wanted by homeland security under the prevention of terrorism act on charges of being the king of the people who "cause all wars".

He comes to America to kill vampires, and figures that LA is as good a place as any in starting his crusade in cleaning the streets of bloodsucking evil for once and for all.

Sargent Martin Riggs is sent with his infirm, incontinent partner Murtaugh who is still able to shoot the many guys who have whipped Rigg's arse in the past.
But whilst on the freeway, whilst Riggs finishes tending to Roger's needs, Roger has a heart attack and crashes the car, rolling 8 times, flinging Riggs out the window as it rolls down the cliff to the bottom where it explodes.
After some screaming, denial, then anger, then sex with his partners body for all times sake, then more anger then finally acceptance,
Riggs sees Christ coming over the hill, and the training kicks back in and Riggs is in full arrest mode.

God turns Rigg's Beretta into a bunch of flowers and the H2H combat begins...

Only one will emerge victorious....who will it be...? You decide.

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Dec 13th, 2010 04:15 PM

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Oooooh. Tough call.

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Jesus took on 36 atheists in one setting and beat them all. I think he might be able to take this one

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Sadako of Girth
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Yeah but many of them couldnt fight very well.. and not many tried simul-rushing the lord either.

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Dec 14th, 2010 10:14 AM

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Well, let's watch the scene in question:

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Dec 14th, 2010 10:24 AM

Sadako of Girth
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Dont get me wrong, Im not saying that JC' feats're gimped....

Just noting that atheists were not well represented fighting wise here.

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Dec 14th, 2010 10:47 AM

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There is no way Mel Gibson or any of his characters will lay a hand on Jebus.

The guy would strap himself up and say "Cmon Jesus gimme all you got! Use those whips baby, I wanna feel the pain you felt."

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Dec 15th, 2010 07:13 PM

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Does JC have his divine power in the movie, or is he just a mortal man hunting vampires?

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Sadako of Girth
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Pretty much just him and his onscreen combat abilities.

No further interference from his Dad.
If Riggs doesn't have his miraculous ass saver Roger, then JC doesnt get back up either, in this.

Its two guys, duking it out fair and square.

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Dec 16th, 2010 09:11 AM

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Jesus wins folks

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Sadako of Girth
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That last kick he administered in that clip was pretty convincing, I guess.

So Jesus would rape Riggs hard, using only his sandalled foot..?.

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Dec 17th, 2010 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Pretty much just him and his onscreen combat abilities.

No further interference from his Dad.
If Riggs doesn't have his miraculous ass saver Roger, then JC doesnt get back up either, in this.

Its two guys, duking it out fair and square.

And I take it you actually watched the atheists as JC fought them, right?

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Dec 17th, 2010 05:19 PM

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Yes. I did.

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Dec 17th, 2010 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. I did.

And you really think that Riggs would lose against said atheists?

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Dec 17th, 2010 05:24 PM

Sadako of Girth
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Actually against those atheists in particular, Riggs does alright, I'd say..

Well.... how do you think he does against Jesus...?

And what answer do you have for the lord's nuclear front kick...?

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Dec 17th, 2010 06:39 PM

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Well, sidestep, bum rush, neck break.

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Dec 18th, 2010 12:03 AM

Sadako of Girth
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I see.... And what warning would Riggs have that the kick was coming...? (Remember that Riggs lacks Jedi Precog)

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Dec 18th, 2010 08:03 AM

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He was able to dodge much faster attacks from Joshua

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