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t wouldnt be difficult, all you'd have to do is bait him...u can also use extremely lethal doses of tranquilizers shoot his ass, chain him up then dump him in the ocean
While he's drinking. Electrocute him. And pump enough tranqs to stop 20 elephants.
Bind his arms backwards..especially his hands they must firmly be positioned so the retracting blades can't damage the restraints.
Remove the hands and head. LEAVE NO BLOOD BEHIND.
Put limbs in separate Sulphuric Acid barrels.
Drive barrels to safer locale if the bar isn't secure though destroy all clothes.
Their maybe a tracking device inside his body. Search thoroughly while dicing up and disintegrating every piece of flesh and grind the bones to dust if bone claw if Adamantium leave no traces of flesh.
Keep constant surveillance on remaining parts of the body until you are sure regeneration won't be happening.
You have to be like Dexter no DNA no blood, keep doing more damage to the body than it can handle.
Logan can survive suffocation. The brain cells do pop and it is extremely painful. But it won't kill him.
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you think you can hang wolverine? how would you do it without losing all your limbs? do you think you can just shoot his ass? the man reacted to gun fire that was fired by professional hunters and peak humans and you think you can shoot a tranquilizer at him just like that? and even if somehow you manage to hit him with 1 it wont do crap to him since he has a healing factor and before you shoot the second one he is going to cut off your arm
Re: if you had to fight wolverine for real how would you do it?
Tear the comic apart
On a serious note, do we have prep time and/or resources?
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He survived being burned down to a skeleton more than once, him surviving without oxygen isn't the most crazy thing at all in his career.
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No tranquilizers in the real world that would put him down... and you wouldn't be able to get your hands on the most powerful ones anyway.
Drinking? He'd have to drink large amounts of methyl alcohol without breaks And zapping him would only help him clear his mind for a second he needs to kill you.
Yes, Logan has described suffocation as the worst form of assault to survive.
His brain pops. Lungs collapse then they simply just keep healing.
He goes quite savage as well once he finally reaches dry land the experience is quite traumatizing.
I added a tonne of tranqs as well. My method is the best chance a human has grounded in reality.
I've seen him drunk. Huge volts of electrictity and tranqs will be enough.
Dismembering would start with the joints between the bones. Head first. Into the vertebrae. Then flay the flesh off the adamantium. Put small pieces of flesh into buckets of sulphuric acid.
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That's actually a question where I would like to get more input, I've heard his limbs are connected with small hooks, so in theory if you have him pinned down and the right instruments you should be able to unhook them.
The question is: Were these hooks ever shown or explained in detail?
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Not hooks. Miscroscopic chains. Heard some editor stated that, but I can't confirm if that's true. No instruments would help here.
Unlike with Lady Deathstrike, Bullseye, ultimate characters or even Sabretooth, adamantium bonding process used on Wolverine was perfect. His skeleton is a one fully functional piece, as we've seen many times, both in canon and some alternate realities.
wolverine was pinned down and sadomized so many times by so many villians... you would think if there was a way to do it they would already manage to do it