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if you had to fight wolverine for real how would you do it?

if you had to fight wolverine for real how would you do it?

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Go to the store and buy some deer meat and throw it at him.


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Lure him into a pit 100 feet deep, then fill it with quick-drying cement


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I would free the gorillas from the zoo. He's strong, but not gorilla-strong.










































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Lure him into a pit 100 feet deep, then fill it with quick-drying cement


and how exactly would you do that without losing all your limbs? erm

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and how exactly would you do that without losing all your limbs? erm


t wouldnt be difficult, all you'd have to do is bait him...u can also use extremely lethal doses of tranquilizers shoot his ass, chain him up then dump him in the ocean


im pretty sure he could be hung too


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While he's drinking. Electrocute him. And pump enough tranqs to stop 20 elephants.
Bind his arms backwards..especially his hands they must firmly be positioned so the retracting blades can't damage the restraints.
Remove the hands and head. LEAVE NO BLOOD BEHIND.
Put limbs in separate Sulphuric Acid barrels.
Drive barrels to safer locale if the bar isn't secure though destroy all clothes.
Their maybe a tracking device inside his body. Search thoroughly while dicing up and disintegrating every piece of flesh and grind the bones to dust if bone claw if Adamantium leave no traces of flesh.
Keep constant surveillance on remaining parts of the body until you are sure regeneration won't be happening.

You have to be like Dexter no DNA no blood, keep doing more damage to the body than it can handle.

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t wouldnt be difficult, all you'd have to do is bait him...u can also use extremely lethal doses of tranquilizers shoot his ass, chain him up then dump him in the ocean im pretty sure he could be hung too


Logan can survive suffocation. The brain cells do pop and it is extremely painful. But it won't kill him.


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you think you can hang wolverine? how would you do it without losing all your limbs? do you think you can just shoot his ass? the man reacted to gun fire that was fired by professional hunters and peak humans and you think you can shoot a tranquilizer at him just like that? and even if somehow you manage to hit him with 1 it wont do crap to him since he has a healing factor and before you shoot the second one he is going to cut off your arm

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if you had to fight wolverine for real how would you do it?
Tear the comic apart

On a serious note, do we have prep time and/or resources?


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Logan can survive suffocation. The brain cells do pop and it is extremely painful. But it won't kill him.



that doesnt make sense, so he can surivive without breathing now?


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While he's drinking. Electrocute him.
Bind his arms backwards..especially his hands they must firmly be positioned so the retracting blades can't damage the restraints.
Remove the hands and head. LEAVE NO BLOOD BEHIND.
Put limbs in separate Sulphuric Acid barrels.
Drive barrels to safer locale if the bar isn't secure though destroy all clothes.
Their maybe a tracking device inside his body. Search thoroughly while dicing up and disintegrating every piece of flesh and grind the bones to dust if bone claw if Adamantium leave no traces of flesh.
Keep constant surveillance on remaining parts of the body until you are sure regeneration won't be happening.

You have to be like Dexter no DNA no blood, keep doing more damage to the body than it can handle.

Logan can survive suffocation. The brain cells do pop and it is extremely painful. But it won't kill him.


after the after the "Electrocute him" all you said cant be done since he is going to gut you all out after you try to Electrocute him

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Tear the comic apart

On a serious note, do we have prep time and/or resources?


you have prep time as much as you want and resources from real life

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that doesnt make sense, so he can surivive without breathing now?
He survived being burned down to a skeleton more than once, him surviving without oxygen isn't the most crazy thing at all in his career.


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Originally posted by Sin I AM
t wouldnt be difficult, all you'd have to do is bait him...u can also use extremely lethal doses of tranquilizers shoot his ass, chain him up then dump him in the ocean


im pretty sure he could be hung too


No tranquilizers in the real world that would put him down... and you wouldn't be able to get your hands on the most powerful ones anyway.

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While he's drinking. Electrocute him.
Bind his arms backwards..especially his hands they must firmly be positioned so the retracting blades can't damage the restraints.
Remove the hands and head. LEAVE NO BLOOD BEHIND.
Put limbs in separate Sulphuric Acid barrels.
Drive barrels to safer locale if the bar isn't secure though destroy all clothes.
Their maybe a tracking device inside his body. Search thoroughly while dicing up and disintegrating every piece of flesh and grind the bones to dust if bone claw if Adamantium leave no traces of flesh.
Keep constant surveillance on remaining parts of the body until you are sure regeneration won't be happening.

You have to be like Dexter no DNA no blood, keep doing more damage to the body than it can handle.



Logan can survive suffocation. The brain cells do pop and it is extremely painful. But it won't kill him.


Drinking? He'd have to drink large amounts of methyl alcohol without breaks no expression And zapping him would only help him clear his mind for a second he needs to kill you.

What restraints would you use?

How would you dismember him?


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that doesnt make sense, so he can surivive without breathing now?


Yes, Logan has described suffocation as the worst form of assault to survive.
His brain pops. Lungs collapse then they simply just keep healing.
He goes quite savage as well once he finally reaches dry land the experience is quite traumatizing.

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after the after the "Electrocute him" all you said cant be done since he is going to gut you all out after you try to Electrocute him

I added a tonne of tranqs as well. My method is the best chance a human has grounded in reality.

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No tranquilizers in the real world that would put him down... and you wouldn't be able to get your hands on the most powerful ones anyway.



Drinking? He'd have to drink large amounts of methyl alcohol without breaks no expression And zapping him would only help him clear his mind for a second he needs to kill you.

What restraints would you use?

How would you dismember him?


I've seen him drunk. Huge volts of electrictity and tranqs will be enough.

Dismembering would start with the joints between the bones. Head first. Into the vertebrae. Then flay the flesh off the adamantium. Put small pieces of flesh into buckets of sulphuric acid.


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that doesnt make sense, so he can surivive without breathing now?


He is screwed if you trap him underwater, but as soon as someone gets his body on land, his HF will bring him back.


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How would you dismember him?
That's actually a question where I would like to get more input, I've heard his limbs are connected with small hooks, so in theory if you have him pinned down and the right instruments you should be able to unhook them.

The question is: Were these hooks ever shown or explained in detail?


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Logan's resistance to beer is sort of unreliable, no?

what about stuff like LSD?

EDIT: given stuff like that merely works by changing how neurons fire, not by killing brain cells or anything that could be regenerated


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That's actually a question where I would like to get more input, I've heard his limbs are connected with small hooks, so in theory if you have him pinnes down and the right instruments you should be able to unhook them.

The question is: Were these hooks ever shown or explained in detail?


Not hooks. Miscroscopic chains. Heard some editor stated that, but I can't confirm if that's true. No instruments would help here.

Unlike with Lady Deathstrike, Bullseye, ultimate characters or even Sabretooth, adamantium bonding process used on Wolverine was perfect. His skeleton is a one fully functional piece, as we've seen many times, both in canon and some alternate realities.


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wolverine was pinned down and sadomized so many times by so many villians... you would think if there was a way to do it they would already manage to do it

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