Brockalizer
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Character Assassination
A fanboy with a grudge and a deep pocket book wants to do an on screen rape job of Spiderman rivaling Superman Returns and Dark Knight Rises. George Lucas Chris Nolan, and Brian Singer are busy collaborating on a Star Wars rape fest, so the choices are Michael Bay, John Wu, Joel Shumacher, or Peter Jackson. Which director would be best suited to pull off such a task?
Aug 13th, 2012 09:06 PM
JakeTheBank
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How was the Dark Knight Rises a "on screen rape job" of Batman?
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Aug 13th, 2012 10:48 PM
Brockalizer
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
How was the Dark Knight Rises a "on screen rape job" of Batman?
Batman would NEVER fake his own death so he could go live the high life with Catwoman, Talia does not have the same origin as Bane, and Bane is not an Occupier. The thing that irked me the most though was Robin. If they wanted to bring him in and they already had Talia then Damien Wayne would've been the logical choice. IMO.
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Aug 13th, 2012 11:23 PM
ColossusGrundy
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"Screen rape".....
More like "alternate story".
Batman hasn't been portrayed as a boy scout since Adam West.
Every title of Bats gives him a different personality, some darker than others.
This thread stinks of disgruntled Batfan.
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Aug 13th, 2012 11:39 PM
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spoiler alert
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Aug 13th, 2012 11:41 PM
Brockalizer
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
How was the Dark Knight Rises a "on screen rape job" of Batman?
Oh, and when someone accuses Bruce of being Batman he doesn't immediatly confirm their suspicions and then invite them in for a chat.
Aug 13th, 2012 11:49 PM
ColossusGrundy
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So you didn't like the movie.......
Get over it and go watch something else, geez.
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Aug 13th, 2012 11:54 PM
Brockalizer
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ColossusGrundy
"Screen rape".....
More like "alternate story".
Batman hasn't been portrayed as a boy scout since Adam West.
Every title of Bats gives him a different personality, some darker than others.
This thread stinks of disgruntled Batfan.
If Nolan had invented the character than it would've been a great movie. But what he did to Batman at the end would be like making a Mein Kampf movie and turning Hitler into a born again Christian. I would also stipulate that Keatons Batman was the closest to the actual comic. At least movie wise.
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Aug 13th, 2012 11:55 PM
JakeTheBank
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Well, besides the fact that Batman, of perhaps all characters, thrives the most off of character reinterpretation and various incarnations for various forms of media, we'll just have to strongly disagree with the "on screen rape" description.
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Aug 14th, 2012 12:53 AM
Lek Kuen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Brockalizer
If Nolan had invented the character than it would've been a great movie. But what he did to Batman at the end would be like making a Mein Kampf movie and turning Hitler into a born again Christian. I would also stipulate that Keatons Batman was the closest to the actual comic. At least movie wise.
Didn't Keatan flat out murder multiple people?
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Aug 14th, 2012 12:53 AM
JakeTheBank
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lek Kuen
Didn't Keatan flat out murder multiple people?
Yes, Keaton gave the criminals of Gotham his permission to die.
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Aug 14th, 2012 12:54 AM
HueyFreeman
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Yes, Keaton gave the criminals of Gotham his permission to die.
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Aug 14th, 2012 01:04 AM
Endless Mike
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Brockalizer
If Nolan had invented the character than it would've been a great movie. But what he did to Batman at the end would be like making a Mein Kampf movie and turning Hitler into a born again Christian.
That's not all that far removed from his actual religion (Catholic)
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Aug 14th, 2012 01:09 AM
psycho gundam
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lek Kuen
Didn't Keatan flat out murder multiple people?
and also hit a man with glasses
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Aug 14th, 2012 01:12 AM
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Aug 14th, 2012 01:17 AM
JakeTheBank
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by psycho gundam
and also hit a man with glasses
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Aug 14th, 2012 01:18 AM
psycho gundam
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*kneels*
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Aug 14th, 2012 01:29 AM
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He also couldn't turn his head, so....
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Aug 14th, 2012 01:46 AM
golem370
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I like Guillermo del Toro
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Aug 14th, 2012 01:57 AM
ColossusGrundy
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I'll be surprised if this thread is still up tomorrow.
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Aug 14th, 2012 01:58 AM
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