If Vince McMahon won the Presidency of the United States in the next election and chose Triple H as his running mate while rounding out his Cabinet with other WWE wrestlers(Steve Austin as Secretary of Defence for instance), managing to get unanimous confirmation from the Senate for each nomination, then how much change would America experience if he brought the Attitude Era out of kayfabe storylines and into actual main stream life? For instance, he'd meet with foreign leaders in the White House, and have Austin stomp mudoles in them all before having each one join his Kiss My *** Club. Imagine having Navy Seals subdue the foreign leaders security detail while the Chinese Premier and Russia's Vladmir Putin get stone cold stunners and forced to kiss McMahon's *** before being kicked out of the U.S. and sent back to their countries. The Rock, as secretary of state, would tell other foreign heads of state to know their role before getting rock bottomed. McMahon would surely get impeached, but how much damage would he cause America if he accomplished the above scenarios before being thrown out of office? Or even worse, he was never impeached, but served two full terms with the same policies?
I can see Vince getting the conspiracy theorists up in arms by somehow getting Hogan appointed as U.N. secretary-general. The opening riff of Voodoo Child blares through the speakers as Hogan takes the podium. A camera then reveals Hogan and the entire assembly sporting NWO t-shirts.
What would likely happen if foreign heads of state got their asses kicked, looking like rocky after the drago fight and sent back to their homelands? Not to mention, they were forced into the kiss my ass club.
Would they declare war on America or just cease all ties with us?
True, but Putin would already be unconscious when his face meets Vince's ass. You got guys like Austin, Lesnar, Triple H, and the regular Secret Service to rough them up first.
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May 9th, 2013 04:00 AM
