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 Simpsons funiest quotes
What do you think are some of the funiest simpsons quotes?
heres 1 of my favourites
"You give em all your credit card numbers, see, and if one of them is lucky they'll send you a prize!" Granpa Simpson 
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Dec 22nd, 2003 04:51 PM |
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Ahnold
The Former Governator
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Location: Califohrnia |
The quote in Raz's sig is pretty funny...
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Ahnold Sez: (From “The Terminator”): “I’ll be bahhk”
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Dec 23rd, 2003 12:41 PM |
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BadKitty
cockeyed
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Location: in cha cha heels |
cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,cant sleep clowns will eat me,
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Dec 25th, 2003 03:41 AM |
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The Unknown
Anomaly
 Gender: Male
Location: 01 |
When the Simpsons run their own farm:
Marge: "Homer, I think the fields need more manure."
Homer: "I'm only one man, Marge."
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"The MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the Matrix. Although the transport process has altered your consciousness, you irrevocably remain human. Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis... You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."
-The Architect AKA Larry
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Dec 25th, 2003 03:52 AM |
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ruby
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KEEP EM COMING......
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Dec 25th, 2003 09:49 AM |
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in flames
murder brought aveng
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Location: Saudi Arabia |
HELP ME JEBUS..lol; when homer said that i laughed for a day
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Dec 25th, 2003 10:57 PM |
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Ahnold
The Former Governator
Gender: Male
Location: Califohrnia |
How about the recent episode "The Regina Monologues":
{Homer has just caused a car crash with the royal coach of the queen. The queen, along with several guards, exit}
Guards: Don't worry - we'll get him, your majesty!
Homer: Your majesty? {Makes "whipped" noise}
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Ahnold Sez: (From “The Terminator”): “I’ll be bahhk”
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Dec 26th, 2003 03:26 PM |
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Luciferia
Angel of Music
 Gender: Female
Location: Aussieland |
Homer: "That's nice. I'm gonna eat mayonnaise"
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"I should like to bury something precious in every place where I've been happy. And then, when I was old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up...and remember..."
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Dec 26th, 2003 07:21 PM |
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Hunter By Nature
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Location: City of Angels |
chief wiggum: why are you guys makin' funny faces?
lou: funny. this monkey has the same name as my ex-wife!
nelson: some of us prefer an illusion over despair. (about the snow white pic)
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Dec 27th, 2003 06:12 AM |
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ruby
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homer: "yabadabadoo!!!.......homer, homer simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the, town of spingfield, he's about to hit a chesnut tree.......ahhhh!"
to the music of the flinstones
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Dec 27th, 2003 10:58 AM |
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Mafia Girl
Paranoid Insomniac
 Gender: Female
Location: United States |
Doctor:If we remove the crayon it chould increase your brain power, but it could kill you.
Homer: Increase my killing power eh? ill do it
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Dec 28th, 2003 06:57 AM |
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Mafia Girl
Paranoid Insomniac
Gender: Female
Location: United States |
Ralph-Me fail english thats unpossible
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Dec 28th, 2003 06:58 AM |
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wicker_man
V.2
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Location: The Local Shop |
----Homer Simpson ----
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
"[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."
"What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts."
----Bart Simpson----
"I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!"
Bart: "I am through with working. Working is for chumps."
Homer: "Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out."
----Lisa Simpson----
"Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."
Marge: "I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself."
Lisa: "Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked."
"If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time."
----Ralph Wiggum----
"That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!"
----Principal Seymour Skinner----
"I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it."
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That's NUMBERWANG!!!
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Dec 28th, 2003 02:06 PM |
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Darth Revan
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Marge: [upon finding Homer's gun in the vegetable drawer] (gets really mad)
Homer: But how was I supposed to know you'd look there? (or something)
Ned: (screams) Purple drapes!! All my life I've wanted purple drapes!! (screams again)
Selma (or Patty I forget which): If I'd known you were coming I'd have baked you a cat! (from a Halloween episode)
Otto: [is smoking pot] [looks at fingers] They call 'em fingers but I've never seen 'em fing.
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having nothing but a hyphen under my name makes me look so xhardxcorex. like a felon.
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Dec 28th, 2003 07:08 PM |
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Punker69
Senior Member
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Location: California |
the famous
"DOH!"
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Dec 30th, 2003 07:14 AM |
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Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
 Gender: Male
Location: Huntington Beach, California |
"Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson
"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four." Homer Simpson
H"a ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)." Homer Simpson
"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close." Homer Simpson
"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!" Homer Simpson
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. " Homer Simpson
"It takes like BURNING" Ralp Wiggum
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Dec 30th, 2003 05:09 PM |
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el_barto
I'm So Bored With the USA
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Location: Time and Space |
teacher: ok bart spell impossible
bart: i-m-p
kids in audience: hahahahahahah!!!!
bart: well thats my fun for the day
ralph: i made bart in my pants
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You Call This a New Way of Thinking? I Call This Regression to Ignorance.
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Jan 1st, 2004 07:50 PM |
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Wolfie
Keep on howling!
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Location: California |
Homer: It was worth it to get our Sugar Crisp. (singing) Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.
Marge: Homer, did you remember to put the foglights in?
Homer (singing): (ready with bowl) Guess I forgot to put the foglights in.
Woman: This film is so beautiful. (something like that)
Barney: You're very kind.
Woman: Did something crawl down your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die.
Lisa: Poor predictable Bart, always picks rock.
Bart: Good old rock, nothin' beats that.
Grampa: ...and maybe... Stacy... can invent me young.... Heeeeelp!
Homer (singing): When something's stuck in your teeth, you must floss it.
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Jan 1st, 2004 11:39 PM |
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Lost_Again
Ultimate Disaster Area
 Gender: Female
Location: Enjoying Mental Illness |
The Episode where Homer becomes an insomniac!
You gotta hide me, DEATH IS AFTER ME!!! The sack is good, but I don't trust these cowboys. heehee. Shhhhh, A mother can't die, and I'm a mother, see? see? *holds up a doll by the leg*
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People: trying to be different, and in that way, they are the same. try to be the same, then you're different. contradiction? I think not.
Life: The biggest, nastiest, strangest ***** I know. Truth? I think so.
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